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See now this is one of the reasons why older people from world war 2 reminisce about the glory days of the war and often keep their memories to themselves instead of talking about it with their families…

Every dude likes seeing hot chicks get it on with each other and EVERYONE knows that the sluttiest chicks in the world are euro-sluts…so back in those good and bad ol days when so many americans were over there they got the best of both worlds watching Hot Euro Lesbians getting it on during breaks from killing nazis.

One of the hottest types of porn to watch is seeing amateur sluts showing off their cock skills and there is no better place to see them go all out than in their auditions…

While the lean mean look does have some appeal, many watchers of porn also like to see some curves on their sluts and while this one is busy trying to get to the beef on this lucky dude she should also be trying to get some more beef on herself too if she wants to make it to Vivid levels.

Now if you’re like me you spend wayyyy too much time watching porn and know next to nothing about the upcoming election other than there is a milf named Paladin running for vice-president and because she is hooked up to a guy that’s gotta be older than yoda she will one day become president.  This is who will follow Bush for the Republicans…On the other side you have a black guy whose name sounds an awful lot like Osama (yknow…as in bin laden) and a wishy washy charlie brown guy who if they win would also become president because likely there are too many redneck racists around for Mr. Osama Obama to stay alive for even his first year as pres.  I’m sure about now you’re all like thank you very much for letting us know what’s going on…but what the hell does any of this have to do with porn except for the Paladin milf.  Well pilgrim it all ties together because this movie Love Hairy Beaver reminds us that no matter who wins and becomes the next president at least we can remember that we get to say goodbye to Bush cos Bush sucks.

Hmmm where to start with the comparisons…I know, I will start with the obvious lies at the beginning.  Just like the politicians in the Bush camp the lies start straight off with a hairy beaver that has obviously been trimmed or waxed around the bikini likes and trimmed around the pussy lips.  What’s up with that ?  You couldn’t go find some truly hairy french chick or something ?  Next comparison like with the old bush camp…the tension gets higher and with a bitch named Katrina rolling into town and the VP getting known as a psycho things just get uglier..just like in Love Hairy Beaver where we then get a chick that yeah…she has a hairy pussy…but hey, aren’t all dogs hairy ?  Finally we get a hot latina slut that obviously loves cock and loves being filmed…the action is hot and getting you off…then BAM the movie ends and once again just like the last eight years with Bushie you end up feeling let down and screwed over.  So other than as an abstract metaphorical statement on current politics and what we have had for the last eight years and what we can be grateful to finally have gone Love Hairy Beaver doesnt have much value and gets a generous one cock-up.

Too many women have some fucked up ideas in their heads as though they are meant to be doing or should be doing or want to be doing real jobs like men and have the same rights to vote and so on and so on…they just never freakin stop…

Now THIS is what a woman should be, someone who knows that even though they aren’t equal to men in many ways…they are far more than equal when it comes to sex and a real woman enjoys the fact that sexual satisfaction is the real reason that they exist and they have as many orgasms as they can while getting off as many guys as are around.

Zing zing zing goes the machine…woot woot woot goes the slut in the Lesbian Orgy Factory…man, this looks like one earthshaking orgasm ripping thru this babe and her friend is pushing her carnal sanity to the limits with a sex-crazed sensory overdose…

There was a time when the machines that women cared about having were sewing machines, vacuums, dishwashing machines, laundry machines and so on…Now ask almost any woman what her must have machine is and it won’t be any of those….at least 80% will tell you that their number one choice of machine is a sybian or some other sex-machine.

Watching XXX Amateur Nudes is just like what it used to be like twenty or thirty years ago to go into a McDonalds (well except that McDonalds didn’t have the sex and nudity)…the chicks serving you smiled a big smile cos they were happy to be given a chance to make some money, meet people and be part of a fun team

Same deal with amateur porn….these sluts are as happy to be there getting pics taken and videos made of them doing what they love to do and their smiles and gleeful expressions tell you…hey, Im a slut and Im happy to be given a chance to make some money, meet people and be part of a fun team while doing what I love to do

See…there it is…younger people think that experience counts for nothing unless that are playing some role-playing video game and that no wisdom comes from the passage of time…

These Hot Naughty Wives know that just like when the cat is away the mice will play, when their dog of a husband is away the pussy will play and experience has taught them that in order to truly try and satiate their insatiable desires they should never settle for just one cock to have servicing them.

Okay now usually a fever is a bad thing…but for eight times running Nymph Fever 8 shows us that this fever, like the one that Nat King Cole sung of is the kind of fever you want in the morning and all through the night.  It’s a shame that guys with frigid wives and girlfriends couldn’t bring their women around these sluts and have the fever be catching…ahhh what a wet and wonderful world it would be.  Like seriously in my opinion the people who say that Nymphomania is a disease or illness that should be treated as such should be fucking shot in front of a firing squad…and as for the nymphos in question I have my own special gun to shoot them with too…over and over and over again.

Often these somewhat glossier more ‘pro’ porn movies lose something due to pretentiousness or a misplaced idea of class and style…by going the milf-slut route they totally avoid that pitfall of success and score big with the realism of having nymphomaniacs play nymphomaniacs…aint no slut like a real slut as the saying goes.  The women in Nymph Fever 8 are cock and cum fanatics and act like if they weren’t paid to be in this movie they would gladly pay to be in it just to experience the hot suck and fuck action that they themselves receive and deliver scene after scene.  My biggest problem with this movie is that like soooo many other slut flicks once again they sell these chicks short on what they are capable of.  You get chicks as slutty as this in a movie and you just GOTTA have a gangbang somewhere in it…but they didn’t.  Other than that one issue Nymph Fever 8 is super feverishly hot and well worth watching and jacking to and gets a satisfied four cocks-up.

Often when in school people wonder what the point is of many of the things they are learning or being forced to learn, number one on this list is geometry.

The more perverted among us realize that at least one thing geometry does is teaches us how to better appreciate how shapes fit together.  Especially the hot curves fitting together on Girl Girl Lovers.

Teens today have no idea how lucky they are.  Twenty years ago and more the idea of a teen sex fantasy was being able to get past first base.

Nowadays with porn everywhere educating people with real sexual education we end up with a youth base able to really imagine their XXX amateur teen fantasies.