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Rock Hard 4 is a movie that pays homage to Nature’s Viagra…’Sluts’.  Let’s face it…a lot of chicks may look all playboy bunny hot on the outside but in bed they are such frigid kittens that unless you haven’t gotten any in a long time it’s not going to be something that will get you off to any great degree….yknow the ones who just lay there silently…or for some reason figure that even though no one is around they have to whisper if they talk while fucking…or wrap their lips around your cock and then dont really do anything with their mouth other than have it be a hole for you to fuck…not a turn-on.  The Super-Sluts in this movie would be able to get Stephen Hawking hard as a rock.

Ever watch a Nascar Race or Stunt Plane competition ?  If so you know what I’m talking about when I say that those drivers and racers are almost bonded with their cars/planes…like an extension of their mind and body that they are as adept with as their own hands and feet.  The chicks in this movie are the same kinda deal but with cocks….whether in the hand, mouth, pussy or ass they ride and move and suck and mindblowingly make the cock an extension of their desires…sluttiness at it’s finest is the trademark of this movie and I’m going to have to look for more in hopes that the rest of the series is the same…if so I see some ball draining reviews in the future.  The latina lovely in the third scene has one of the hottest threesomes I have ever seen…her love for cocks and sex and everything related apparent in the frenzied way she goes after these dude’s fucksticks and cum at the end.  A Full-on five cocks up for Rock Hard 4

You often hear 50+ people talking about how things were better way back and how the Internet has helped destroy society on and on and on they go and we think yeah whatever…the stuff we have now rocks.

Though….if this is what Good ol days were and these are what people are talking about when they say partylines then I really think we missed out on some good times….like how we missed the Free Love of the 60s…nowadays love costs you at least dinner and a glass of wine.

FuckHerRght.com is an awesome site with all the hardcore material and the chicks who are so slutty that they obviously belong nowhere but porn (and maybe my bedroom).  It’s success makes me think that it’s about time that they made the site fuckherwrong.

People love blooper reels and I’m sure that the porn world has just as many as Hollyweird does…picture if you will a site that has some of the most embarrasing and painful to experience or watch sex situations pictured or filmed…an instant hit I’m sure.

After the excited responses from people who enjoyed yesterday’s mid-summer humor break I’ve decided that for the last couple days of July I will let the good times at PinkandPerfect.com roll along with a couple more guaranteed to make you smile.

The Lone Ranger and Tonto were riding on the range one day. The two came to a stop, where Tonto jumped off his horse and put his head on the ground to listen to see if anyone was coming.
After a few seconds Tonto rose back up and said, “Buffalo come.”
The Lone Ranger was amazed and proclaimed “Damn you Indians are smart, how the hell did you know there were buffaloes coming?”
Tonto replied, “Face sticky.”

One of the strangest elections in America’s history looms ever closer and the priorities have never been clearer yet more of a mixed bag…same as the priorities of most milfs…they want their sexual liberties and their right-wing husband’s to rake in the dough for their toys.

MILFVixen.com salutes Patrick Jake O’Rourke (PJ) he’s an American political satirist, journalist, and writer who while also a gonzo right/left wing kinda guy also understands what a milf wants as illustrated by his famous quote “There are a number of mechanical devices that increase sexual arousal, particularly in women. Chief amongst these is the Mercedes-Benz 380L convertible.”

 
I’ve been spying on Lilly Page for over a week now and I know she is a frequent visitor of the pool inside the complex. It was a feast everytime she was there, enjoying the strong rays of the sun while I on the other hand was enjoying a great view of her California tanned body.
I got tired of brushing those branches just to get a glimpse of Lilly and one day I came straight to her, pretending I was interested in renting a place there but all I had in mind was to score this hot chick. She looked so hot in her leopard print bikini and that got my engine going on even more. We chatted for minutes and I was surprised when Lilly invited me to cool down first inside her place since the sun was really stingy. Once we were up there, the temperature rose even more when Lilly teased me with her big tits. I checked out her boobies first before I moved down banging her tight pussy with my big dick. You can DOWNLOAD the FULL movie of Lilly Page and our hot big cock pounding ONLY at MrBigDicksHotChicks.com!
 

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Jimmy and I jetted our way to Florida to look for a contestant for our camel toe contest. Darn, it was freezing cold when we got there and I was dying to get back to the studio to get warmer. After minutes of scouting, we finally found an exotic looking chick sitting all by herself on the bench. I was about to come near her but Jimmy stopped me, he went straight to her in his jolly manner and told her that she was handpicked for the I Spy Camel Toe contest. This Brazilian hottie was surprised at first and when she came back to her senses Luccia Santos was happy to accept our offer. Back to the studio, she pulled a snuggie right away and I was like wow that was one hell of a fat camel toe. She got massive fun bags too that I definitely mashed first before I slid my shaft in and out of her fat pussy. I never thought Luccia was this cock crazy and her plump pussy was so good to fuck. You can see Luccia’s FULL DOWNLOADABLE movie of me flattening Lucia’s fat camel toe ONLY at ISpyCamelToe.com!
 

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I brought another present for my hommie right here and all Stacey Cash got was big time cussing when we got to his place. She looked like a piece of shit I tell you, wearing those loose sweatpants and black tank top. Her fashion was way outdated but this black chick has some banging curves inside that caught me by surprise when I peeked. Man, you gotta love those chocolate buns behind her and when my home boy got a glimpse of her plump ass, the grand pimping came next. Stacey looked trashy on the outside but she is one enticing meat, having those killer curves that I’ve been dreaming to slap big time. He purchased a nice birthday suit for her and also got the makeup done for her. My heart was beating so fast when Stacey came back from her makeover much more when she started sucking my huge black meat. I started pounding her when she was down in all fours and I continued to slam this ghetto teen until my load blast. Cum and see the FULL MOVIE of Stacey Cash getting pimped and ruthlessly pounded ONLY at PimpMyBlackTeen.com
 

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Okay I get the premise that when the cat’s away the pussy will play, and the whole thing about naughty nympho’s left home alone etc, but many of these chicks are hot enough that my big question is, why the hell are they home alone…oh, except for one of the girl-on-girl scenes that comprise the last third of the movie where the chicks weren’t good enough looking to take out anywhere (psst…avoid scene seven).  Girls Home Alone 20 hasn’t got too much in your face hardcore action and strikes me more as a voyeur movie that could have been more exciting, but I guess by number twenty, some burn-out is expected.

They say that having an exploring mind when you are young will help to take you far out into the world as you get older.  Based on that, the chicks in Girls Home Alone 20 are destined to go far indeed as they make their mark in sex-den after sex-den around the world…cos as far as exploring goes all the mountains, valleys and channels are wide open for exploration on these sluts.  The sex itself was a lot more softcore than I like, but in most of the scenes (and God knows there’s a lot of them) the chicks are hot enough to add that extra bit of sizzle to the action themselves.  The girl-on-girl stuff is quite hot in a couple scenes, but I also think they should’ve had their boyfriends coming over to drill them properly in a good hot threesome.  Three semi-satisfied cocks-up for Girls Home Alone 20.

It’s cheating little bitch actresses like this that should get cock-slapped by cocks like this…

They go on their special protein diets so that they can stay alive and feed their anorexia at the same time, and then they lie and are lazy and don’t swallow the load when it is delivered.