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Johnny and I were bored so we headed to the local park to go for a run. We’ve had huge success at parks in the past so of course I brought along my video camera. Johnny was stretching out when I zoomed to the monkey bars. A brunette girl, in short red shorts was working out her upper body. First thing that caught my eye was her outstanding camel toe. Johnny and I cruise over to say hi! Her name was Ava Rose. She liked to crawl the monkey bars. Says it’s a great workout for her entire body. Ava offered to have Johnny work out with her while I got to video tape the show. Too bad I focused in on her sweet camel toe and she caught me! Eyes up here LOL! Finally after some what could only be described as monkey bar foreplay, Johnny manned up and asked Ava to try out for our camel toe contest. Sure why not, said Ava. We all jumped in my car and cruised to the studio. That’s were all hell broke loose. Ava had the fattest camel toe I had seen to date, and I have seem fucking 1000’s of camel toes. Man, it was more like moose knuckles. We stripped her clothes off, spread her creamy thighs the Johnny did a face plant. He sucked her clit, rubbed her pussy lips, fingered banged Ava Rose till she begged for his stick cock. Check out all the crazy camel toe action ONLY at ISpyCamelToe.com!
 

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Gender Benders and Gays with Tits….thats what this movie is about.  I often laugh when I see posts by people saying “It doesnt mean you are gay if you have another guy suck your cock” or “It doesnt mean you’re gay if you fuck some other guy in the ass cos you are the one doing the fucking” or in this case “Im not gay…I don’t do guys I do She-males and Trannies”  Get over it guys…if this is your scene you are at least bisexual if not gay, after all you’re seeking cock not pussy and not even hermaphrodites.  But whether it’s gay, bisexual or straight…sexuality and sluttiness play the most important part in any porn for deciding whether it’s hot or whether it’s not and appropriately Young Tender Trannies 9 is a mixed bag.

The thing that really surprises me in this movie is that in a couple of the scenes these shemale’s tits don’t even really get any attention paid to them at all.  To my figuring if you aren’t going to play with the tits you may as well just get it on with some shaved long haired hippy and have him suck your cock…same diff…I mean thats the point of them being shemales isn’t it ?  The sexual energy in the third scene is enough to get anyone off tho…male, female, straight, gay, or bi.  These two performers obviously love sex and love getting it on in front of the camera and even tho the shemale isn’t really a chick she/he has one of the sweetest curvy little asses I’ve ever seen and if I didn’t know there was a cock up-front I would want a piece of it too.  Three jackable cocks-up for Young Tender Trannies 9…one of the only straight porn movies I’ve reviewed without any chicks in it but a heaping helping of sluts anyways.

This just goes to show that even the oldest profession in the world had to adapt with the times and get with the modern age

I find it both exciting and somewhat disturbing to picture the hookers of the future online cybersex 3d virtual worlds…500 lb men looking like the hot white haired chick in Heavy Metal….shudder

FuckHerRight.com knows that the proof is in the pudding and so do their super hot slut-models…

The pudding of course being the supersplooge creampie that this hungry Scandanavian Slut is about to slurp up from those lucious fucked pussy lips.

Ok…an oldie but goodie to wrap up July.  PinkandPerfect.com hopes you all have a rocking august and finish summer off with a bang !

A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms. The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.
“Well,” he said, “I’ve been seeing this girl for a while and she’s really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight’s “the” night. We’re having dinner with her parents, and then we’re going out. And I’ve got a feeling I’m gonna get lucky after that. Once she’s had me, she’ll want me all the time, so you’d better give me the 12 pack.” The young man makes his purchase and leaves.
Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing and they agree. He begins the prayer, but continues praying for several minutes. The girl leans over to him and says, “You never told me that you were such a religious person.”
The boy leans over to her and whispers, “You never told me that your father is a pharmacist.”

It seems that every phenomena comes with a syndrome as a consequence, and milf’s are a phenomenon unto themselves

Well MILFVixen.com has realized that the abundance of milfs combined with nursery rhymes read to us when young about naughty lads has led to what I call the Jack Horner pie syndrome.

 
Redhead Deliah Denyle caught me by surprise when I found her playing with her cute little toes. She was sucking them with her sparkling eyes locked onto mine. Then she got up, flashed her big booty all up in my grill before she slid her panties between her pussy lips and licked her lips. That was my queue. I made my move, grabbed her feet and passionately licked her sweet toes just before she smothered my face with her tattooed feet. I clutched her ankles, spread her legs and dove nose first into her moist pussy. Her soft moaning and tasty pussy got my cock growing at a rapid pace. I couldn’t take it any longer. I spread her cookie lips with my fingers and rammed my cock deep inside her doggie style while a sucked her toes. You got to check out the FULL DOWNLOADABLE movie ONLY at BareFootManaics.com
 

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I was out cruising with a friend when we drove by a gorgeous dark haired MILF who looked a bit stressed. We decided to try and put a smile on her face, being that gentlemen that we are. LOL! We pulled up along side her car, asked her if everything was ok. It turns out Victoria Valentino was super pissed at her husband. They had a lunch date and he blew her off AGAIN. What a dumbass! Would she mind having lunch with 2 male pornstars instead? She smiled at me, said oh hells yeah and off we cruised, skipping lunch and getting down to the pussy pounding action ONLY at MilfsInHeat.com bitches!!
 

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I was out cruising with a friend when we drove by a gorgeous dark haired MILF who looked a bit stressed. We decided to try and put a smile on her face, being that gentlemen that we are. LOL! We pulled up along side her car, asked her if everything was ok. It turns out Victoria Valentino was super pissed at her husband. They had a lunch date and he blew her off AGAIN. What a dumbass! Would she mind having lunch with 2 male pornstars instead? She smiled at me, said oh hells yeah and off we cruised, skipping lunch and getting down to the pussy pounding action ONLY at MilfsInHeat.com bitches!!
 

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I was out cruising with a friend when we drove by a gorgeous dark haired MILF who looked a bit stressed. We decided to try and put a smile on her face, being that gentlemen that we are. LOL! We pulled up along side her car, asked her if everything was ok. It turns out Victoria Valentino was super pissed at her husband. They had a lunch date and he blew her off AGAIN. What a dumbass! Would she mind having lunch with 2 male pornstars instead? She smiled at me, said oh hells yeah and off we cruised, skipping lunch and getting down to the pussy pounding action ONLY at MilfsInHeat.com bitches!!
 

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