Archive for June, 2008

Amy Valore Face Smothered in Cum

Friday, June 27th, 2008

 
When Amy Valore saw me staring at her nice huge breasts, she gave me a naughty smile that meant only one thing, she was horny too. She quickly grabbed my bulging crotch, stroked it and gave it a tease of a lick. She then unzipped my pants and put my cock directly in her mouth. She deep throated my massive dong like the little slut she was. Bobbing up and down, licking my balls, swirling her tongue around the tip. I was stiff as a post by now and ready to tear apart her pink moist pussy. I opened her creamy thighs, thrust my cock deep inside her pussy walls and rammed in 4 different positions until I was ready to unleash my man goo all over her pretty blonde grill. Check out the FULL movie ONLY at BigLeagueFacials.com
 

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Charisma is a Natural

Friday, June 27th, 2008

 
Charisma’s name spoke for itself. She found our flyer in town and decided to give this whole porn thing a try. She had long wavy hair, pretty natural tits and a meaty Spanish pussy. I drove right up to the spot to meet her. Charisma jumped in my truck and we speed off to the studio. Once in front of the camera she was all smiles. Slowly undressing, teasing me, sucking on her finger. I had to get my stunt cock on set. Charisma was ready to go. He approached her, cock out, she jerked it for a few before sticking it down her throat. She sucked his cock so good he almost exploded in her mouth. He bent her over, licked her ass then stuck his big dong inside her meaty pussy. You MUST check out the FULL movie ONLY at HornySpanishFlies.com
 

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American Cream Pie 2

Friday, June 27th, 2008

Now don’t get me wrong, in no way shape or form am I a racist, I just see things in the same way as Bruce Springsteen…and there ain’t nothing wrong with that. Anyways, when I picture American creampies in my head, I see blonde blue-eyed all-American cheerleader types getting gangbanged by whatever team they’re cheering for (or whatever team happens to be around) and while American Cream Pie 2 is a hot movie in it’s own right; it does fall short of my stereotypical expectations.

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Now the beginning of each of these scenes is totally fucked up and convinces me that the director’s for American Cream Pie 2 were majorly messed up on drugs…each scene you have two chicks pretending that they are tied up to these chairs and manage to break their bonds…then like any escaped captive; they strip down and start masturbating (like what the fuck man?). Anyways whether these chicks are American or not, they are certainly the type of chicks that belong in porn, because their slutty natures come through the screen full force at you, and speaking of full force, that’s also the way that they like to be fucked. Anyone who says women can’t share should check this out cos for the most part they’re very good about sharing cock for each of these lucky dudes in all five scenes. Overall except for the idiotic beginnings (which you can fast-scan) American Cream Pie 2 was a great and very creamy movie and gets four cream-shooting cocks-up.

Thousand Acre Spread

Friday, June 27th, 2008

This FuckHerRight.com picture reminds me of #763 on my list of 1,000 things to do before I die…

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Thing to do before I die #763: Go to Texas, find a woman that owns a ranch, get ready to fuck her and as I spread her pussy lips say, “My that’s a mighty fine spread you’ve got there ma’am”.

Delivering What You Want

Friday, June 27th, 2008

PinkandPerfect.com knows what we want to see in both porn and real life, and they consistently show us what we want to see and in the ways that we want to see it…

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I mean personally, any time I go in the living room I want to see some big-titted chick ramming a big dildo in her pussy…unfortunately wanting and having aren’t the same thing, but they are at PinkandPerfect.com.

Todays Generation Has It So Easy

Friday, June 27th, 2008

When people have idealized a personification of envy or jealousy, they have always for thousands of years depicted these passions as female in nature…yet another stereotype that rings true.

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Women, and housewives in particular, are light years beyond the women and housewives from 50 years ago…spending their time tanning and fucking instead of making sure the place is clean and the T-bone is cooked properly. If those milf’s from yesteryear weren’t so old or dead now I’m sure the green-eyed monster of envy would consume them and MILFVixen.com would turn into a catfight site.

The Heavens Smiled at Me – Nika Noire

Thursday, June 26th, 2008

 
Oh Nika Norie. She is one of the hottest pornstars today. I just love watching her fuck anything on film. Thankfully I was lucky enough to score the director’s job for See Her Squirt and you guessed it Nika Norie was scheduled to shoot her exclusive episode today. She arrived at the studio, looking fine as ever. I told her to make herself comfortable on the couch, told her she was my favorite pornstar, Nika smiled, said thank you and told me she was going to put on one hell of a show for her number one fan. OMG! Once the lucky cock came on set Nika tore his cock apart. She was sucking his dick while jacking herself off, squirting her pussy cum at my camera lens and asking me if I liked the show. Really, you MUST download the ENITRE movie of my favorite pornstar Nika Norie ONLY at SeeHerSquirt.com
 

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Double Play

Thursday, June 26th, 2008

Okay, enough of this bullshit. Bobby Rinaldi, I’m calling you out…and Wildlife productions, that’s right, you know I’m talking about you too. Time to find out where you’re based and come down and heads will freakin roll! I am so sick and freakin tired of people titling things as though they are something that they aren’t or something cool (that’s right Will.i.am, I am talking about you and your dumbass name too). Like you could’ve just called this ‘Hot Chicks Fucking’ and people would’ve watched it for that, instead of lying and implying that I’m gonna get to watch some chick constantly getting her holes simultaneously stuffed…especially since your movie didn’t actually have that.

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So I start this up, and what do I get for my first scene…just some freaking vanilla sex like I would get to see on Playboy channel during their hardcore movie nights. Okay I figure, they’re just slowly setting the atmosphere or whatever, and then by the end of scene two, sure I’ve seen some anal and pussy fucking, but unless there’s another dude there that’s invisible I sure as hell haven’t seen any double action. So finally more than halfway through the third scene (which is also more than halfway through the movie with the title that implies it’s full of dp action…Liars) we get some dp action happening, and yeah, the chick is totally into it, she’s being hammered hard, then all of a sudden it’s over. Like what the fuck, call this movie Double Tease. The hottest scene comes next, and to give an example of how mistitled this movie is, it doesn’t even have any dudes in it. The heat factor on it is way up though cos the two chicks are obviously totally into each other, and I’m sure if you’re watching it, this is where you’ll blow your load. For being such liars, and mistitling their movie, Double Play gets only one cock-up, and if you watch it for the double action, be sure not to blink. Otherwise kudos to the chick on chick action in this movie.

Realistic Reflections

Thursday, June 26th, 2008

Some guys must not own mirrors…that’s the only explanation for idiots like this that we encounter all too often.

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Irony of course being; if this guy did own a mirror he would see that he has some pretty fine tits of his own.

Flog That Filly

Thursday, June 26th, 2008

Southwestern States have the lowest divorce rate in the continental United States…my studies have shown that this is because of the geographical histories for these areas.

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In the 1800’s, men out west learned to be real men and realized that any filly, be it equine or human, just needs to be broken and taught who is in command when being ridden.