Archive for May, 2008

MILTF 13

Saturday, May 31st, 2008

I treated myself to an easy review with this one, as well as a guaranteed personal jack-off session because as everybody knows, when it comes to hot sex, it’s the slut factor that brings the heat and you can’t get any hotter or any sluttier than those 30-something MILF’s with the cock-craving attitude that they bring to the set and the way their body language yells for sex in a way that no other group of actresses in porn can do.

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Now I know, the superstitious people among you readers of this review will say “I knew it, I could have told you, after all it’s number 13.” and yes, you would have been correct because the slut factor of MILF’s aside, this movie was kinda disappointing in that it did not live up to it’s potential.

MILTF 13 has the key ingredients for a rock-hard jack-off flick…I mean, for Christ’s sakes they’ve even got MILF superslut Vicky Vette, but when I watch a movie of a milf fuck fest I expect that I will also get to see some hot MILF-on-MILF action as well as a demonstration of full-on sluttiness as at least one of the MILF’s in the movie take on more than one cock.

This one just had standard yet admittedly highly sexual action, but it’s lack of the frills that make for the extra thrills when you shoot your load to a movie gives it only a disappointing three cocks-up.

Seance Sex

Saturday, May 31st, 2008

There are a lot of kinky chicks out there…some of the kinkiest are the ones who get off on watching guys get it on with each other.

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This chick has them all trumped cos she’s into having sex with dead guys and watching dead guys have sex with each other.

Prayer For Evolution

Saturday, May 31st, 2008

Overall when it comes to sexual satisfaction you really can’t complain about how God hooked us up with our pleasure circuits…kudos to you on foreseeing what perverts we would be big guy…

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One thing that would have made it better for shots like this at FuckHerRight.com would be if God had given us two cocks…one above the other so that every scene could be a DP.

In A Cup Or In A Glass…Seeing Chicks Cum Is Such A Gas

Saturday, May 31st, 2008

PinkandPerfect.com has a lot of delectable goodies with their choice selection of yummy super-sluts…

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But everybody knows that when it comes to something sweet that everybody loves, and everybody wants, you just can’t beat a glass of hot chocolate.

No Need To Knock

Saturday, May 31st, 2008

MILFVixen.com…home of the superslut milfs. Everyone knows of that extra sexual-prime sluttiness that consumes those milfs on a daily basis.

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One of the reasons that MILF porn is so hot is the open door policy of those 30-something models…front door, back door, they’re both open and waiting for action.

Teen Camel Toe Contest Winners – Cameron Love & Deena Daniels

Friday, May 30th, 2008

 
I was going thru a package that had just arrived at the studio when 2 teen girls in short shorts, knee high socks and matching outfits walked by. I could see their perfect little camel toes bulging out of their tiny shorts. I waved Cameron Love and Deena Daniels over, told the teen girls about our camel toe contest, offered a thousand dollars each if they were the winners. At first they weren’t quite sure what a camel toe was but after I got them into the studio, dropped their shorts and pointed out their puffy pussies, these girls were game for just about anything. They giggled as I fondled each teens perfect pussy, started kissing each other, rubbing each other tits, then both teens dropped to their knees to suck on my huge cock. You won’t believe how freaky this camel toe threesome gets!! Check out the FULL movie today!
 

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Sick My Ass – Halia Hill

Friday, May 30th, 2008

 
My buddy had called in sick today for work today but while I was riding around with Julian searching for hot chicks we spotted his car driving down the road. I pulled up along side him, saw he had a hot chick in his passenger seat, asked him to pull the fuck over and that’s when we met Halia Hill. It seems he was trying to work her for a black cock shoot. Halia wasn’t too into that but we offered her another job, shooting an exclusive scene with me, for HotChicksPerfectTits.com. She was cute, blonde, sic body with a bubbly personality, not to mention her perfect fucking tits. I threw Halia in the back of my car and we cruised back to the studio. Once there I slowly undressed her, taking my time to suck and fondle each perfect tit, while she rubbed on my cock. I slid 2 fingers into her already moist pussy and started to finger bang this hot slut. She dropped to her knees, sucking my cock, rubbed her huge tits all along my shaft. I was ready to fuck this hot chick. Check out the FULL movie ONLY at HotChicksPerfectTits.com
 

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Teachers Pet 07

Friday, May 30th, 2008

They say chicks go crazy for guys who have power, money, good looks or intelligence (so having all four must be a killer combination). In Teachers Pet 07 we’re shown some super-charged examples of the latter; lusting after their brainiac Professor turns these hot college babes into total sluts willing to do whatever their idol wants or needs. This dude is fucking awesome man, he’s got all these crazily hot chicks totally eating out of his hands and doing whatever he wants…bringing him apples, feeding him their melons and sharing lots of creamy tuna pie…

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Four fucktastic scenes filled with hardcore hot steamy sex all the way through, and featuring some nubile nympho talent who lust after both kinds of head, the brains and the brawn, as well as a spicy threesome thrown in for good measure, all adds up to a stellar porno with some rock-hard responses on this end.

Teachers Pet 07 can definitely teach you a thing or two about how to pick up those sultry younger sluts and have them hanging on your every word…just show em your brains and they’ll show you everything you want to see.

Total fuck-fun to be had with this movie, so it gets a throbbing three and a half cocks-up. It would’ve earned more if it’d had more threesome action.

Rub It In

Friday, May 30th, 2008

This surfer dude must be one super horny guy to be able to get an erection with major sunburn all over his body including his cock…

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Just goes to show, the proximity of a hot naked chick with soothing lotion to rub on your skin can make even the most pained guy get hard.

Darwinism At Work

Friday, May 30th, 2008

Yknow how there are stories about people having to go to hospital cos they stuck a bottle/dildo/whatever up their ass the wrong way and it got stuck, or they shoved their dick in the end of the vacuum cleaner and then turned it on?

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Well dudes like that just remind me of how much stupidity there is in the world, but also that they should find some chick like this hot blonde who knows a thing or two about sucking cock and can do way more than some crazy electrical device.