Archive for April, 2008

I Checked her Dip Stick – Angelina Valentino

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

 
I was on the prowl for hot chicks and not just any old hot chick but a hot chick with perfect tits. Fake or real, it doesn’t matter, as long as the tat tats are banging and the scars are minimal. So I am cruising down the street when I spot a dark hair beauty with the hood up on her car. She was leaning over showing all kinds of cleavage so of course I had to offer my assistance. Her name was Angelina Valentino. It was such a warm day that her car overheated. I am no mechanic but her ride was impossible to repair right then and there. As I tinkered with her dip stick I couldn’t help but be memorized by her mouthwatering tits, then my eyes glanced down at the super sort mini skirt she was sportin. Angelina caught me checking her out. She stared at me for a moment then blurted out, oh you’re that pornstar? I smiled, said yes and asked her to join me back at the studio to star in her very own porn shoot. Back at the studio, I slowly undressed Angelina Valentino, paying extra special attention to those huge perfect tits of hers. I massaged her tits, licked her nipples, rubbed my face between those guns then slowly made my way down to her shaved snatch. I finger fucked her pussy good while holding on to her huge tits. I could feel the moisture oozing out of her warm snatch. I knew it was time. Angelina bent over, I slid my cock deep into her love box and fucked the shit out of this hot chick. I banged her 4 different ways all the while staring at her huge tits bouncing all around with each thrust into her perfect box. Angelina came twice then I finished off my jerking all over her huge tits. Days like this make life worth while.
 

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Russian Pornstar Wannabe – Nika Noire

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

 
Russian babe Nika Noire wants to become a top model. She responded to my ad in the local paper. I promised to help her out in exchange for a roll on the old casting couch. Nika didn’t mind a bit. I started clicking away with my camera as she posed for me. She started to strip off her barely there clothes, teasing the camera and me by association. I decided it was time to bring the stunt cock on set. They got cozy on the couch. Nika could see the bulge growing in his pants. She giggled, smiled into the camera and asked me if she could suck him off. Well of course girl! Nika Noire unzipped his pants, whipped out his cock, jerked it up and down, kissing the tip while giggling the entire time. Stunt cock was getting a bit frustrated so he shoved his cock deep into her mouth. Nika took the bull by the balls, sucking his dick till her jaw locked up. He mounted her, spreading her legs wide as he entered her tight teen pussy. Entering in and out, in and out, till Nika Noire came hard. He pulled out and sprayed jizz down her throat. With Nika’s looks and knack for business, she will go a long way in the biz.
 

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Big Tit Shaker – Carmella Bing

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

 
Johnny called me claiming he was at the coffee shop chatting up a hot chick with perfect tits. Usually Johnny’s pretty spot on with babes so I jumped in my car to meet them. I found Carmella Bing and Johnny flirting over a cup of coffee. Damn this chick was a certified hottie. Her huge tits were totally on display. I could see why Johnny was phoning home. Anyho, Johnny asked her to come back to the studio for a little one on one, while asking her, he rubbed up against her leg like some retarded dog in heat. I had to laugh but the move worked. Carmella was in our car with the quickness. Johnny’s eyes bugged out of his grill when Carmella Bing took off her shirt off to unleash those big beautiful tits. She shook them in Johnny’s face. He was in heaven. She dropped to her knees and swallowed his thick cock until Johnny was stiff enough to titty fuck her perfect tits. He grabbed her boobs, wrapped them around his cock and Carmella did the rest until Johnny almost exploded. He grabbed Carmella’s ankles, spread her legs wide and fucked her shaved snatch until she was screaming for more. Johnny continued to fuck Carmella till she was crossed eye and cumming buckets. He pulled out and topped her fun bags with a creamy load. Big tits rock!
 

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I Blew my Load in Some Dudes Girlfriend – Jessica Woods

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

 
Jessica Woods and her boyfriend are in need of some extra cash and of course, Jimmy is always ready to give out a helping hand. So after some negotiating, Jessica and I went straight to the studio to do some fucking on film. Her boyfriend was sitting there, watching from the sidelines, as I took off Jessica’s top to suck her pierced nipples. Jessica was moaning wildly as I hammered her deep in the cooch as her boyfriend sat there flicking me off and calling her names. This didn’t phase Jessica Woods at all. She laughed at her boyfriend. Told him I was a better fuck, then that dirty girlfriend started some filthy ass talk. It was turning me on so much I misfired and shot my load deep inside Jessica’s tight pussy. Sorry about that dude LOL!
 

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All About Ass 2

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

Maybe I just live in a totally social conscious town, or watch too many other tv stations instead of Fox, but all I’ve heard about the last week has been Earth Day. Now don’t get me wrong, I agree the earth is all far-out, hip, groovy and happening…and if I saw Mother Nature I would not hesitate to let her have a taste of my cock before I plowed it into her. What more respect for the earth could anybody expect from me? But I would like to use this porn review as a chance to bring out a movie to remind us that the earth isn’t the only far-out groovy thing to celebrate, and that we can also enjoy the glory of a full moon.

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In porn, just like in life, there are two sets of sluts…first you have your cock and pussy and tit loving, ball sucking fuck-me fuck-me basic slut. Then you have the chicks in this movie…which is your basic slut plus the eagerness to take it in every hole as well as getting more than one filled at the same time…the super-sluts around which so many intense splooge sessions for serious jackers revolve.

Three cheers for the chicks in All About Ass 2. Since I’m doing this review as a ‘Moon Day’ review I must say this is the most awesome movie to do it to.

Four scenes to jam out to while you watch these super-sluts in action. They do not hesitate to use these cocks in any way that they can, and go totally crazy loud while they explode in hole filled orgasm after hole filled orgasm until finally they get to show us that their love for cum is equal to their love for cock.

All About Ass 2 highlights ass action at its finest, gets four cocks-up and the recommendation that you don’t forget about the Moon in all the hub-bub about Earth Day, and make sure you get some anal action tonight.

Mad Priorities

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

That’s the problem with mad scientists…their priorities are skewed and they concentrate on the wrong fucking things.

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I don’t see a whole hell of a lot of a practical application in shrinking women down to midgy widgy itty bitty bimboids that can’t even suck your cock…but if they all looked like ‘the big-boned’ one before he zapped them, then he’s obviously also created an ugly reversal ray.

That Mona Lisa Smile

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

There are occasions in life that bring about looks of contentment and joy on a woman’s face. Now most people would see the happy look on this milf’s face and assume that it’s because Billy got a good report card. But FuckHerRight.com and I know different.

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A look of joyful anticipation like this can only come from knowing that she’s scored a couple well hung studs and is about to be double ended to ecstacy until she doesn’t know or care who Billy is anymore than I fucking do.

Sex Styles

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

Sometimes, some people just want a little bit of extra zest that isn’t usually natural to them. They have a saying, ‘Blondes have more fun, but…Red heads will do what blondes won’t dare…’

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PinkandPerfect.com tries to help these brunettes live more on the wild sapphic side by giving them a sexual make-over and letting them taste the wildness of being a blonde and a redhead.

The Earth Is An Attention Whore

Wednesday, April 30th, 2008

Sweet fuckable mothers and Free-love Hippy chicks go together like peanut butter and jelly cos the generation that brings us both of these phenomena is just so grooving.

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Those sweet nurturing nymphos at MILFVixen.com  get spread wide for our pleasure today and want to remind us that while we’re all excited and grooving about Earth Day…let’s not forget that wonderful majesty of a nice full moon.

Asian School Girl – Heather Havoc

Tuesday, April 29th, 2008

 
Mr. Chews sure knows how to find the finest Asian pussy around. He outdid himself with Miss Heather Havoc. She arrived on set in a short black and white school girl skirt with her black thong panties peeking out. Yum. While she was waiting for my arrival, Heather played with her Asian pussy for the camera. She rubbed her lips, clit, fingered her pussy with her legs spread wide so Julian could get an up close shot of her gorgeous Asian pussy. When I finally arrived on set, I found her lying spread eagle on the couch. I asked her to stand up. I slowly removed her clothing while sucking her small tits and rubbing her ass. Heather Havoc was a tad on the quiet side. She moaned slightly as a bit her nipples then slid down to her knees to gobble up my flag pole. Caressing my balls, tickling the tip, she was quite a good cock sucker. Once I was hard enough for her liking she asked me to fuck her tight Asian Pussy. I bent her over the couch, propped up her ass and tore up that Asian Pussy. I switched her into 5 more positions till I was ready to blow my load. I pulled out and showered Heather Havoc with my nut butter. She loved me long time!
 

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