Archive for September, 2007

For Me She Will Always Cum Over

Friday, September 28th, 2007

I was glad that the 18 year old didn’t want to do anything too hectic because I was in a chill mood tonight.  I didn’t feel like doing jack shit, really.  The work week had me drained and going out was out of the question and fortunately my “girlfriend” didn’t feel like going out either.  There was something about tonight that made me realize that I am going to need to make sure this young hot piece of ass remains my “girlfriend”.

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There is a genuine nurturing trait that a naďve young adult develops when dealing with an older man because they have to prove that they are mature enough to understand “adult” situations; but at the same time, they need to bring out the youth in their significant other to prevent him from turning into a lazy couch potato. Most importantly, these young future sluts of the world know when to shut the fuck up and listen to what their man is telling them.  Although my “girlfriend” thinks she has power, what she doesn’t know is I’m ALWAYS one step ahead – “shut up, listen, and learn” is the silent phrase I preach.


 

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So we made it a blockbuster night—she came over with Knocked Up and some popcorn.  This movie scared the shit out of me.  It’s supposed to be a romantic comedy, but I don’t see anything funny about having a one night stand only to have the bitch tell you that she has a bun in the oven—not fuckin funny at all.  Don’t get me wrong, it had its comedic moments (it actually was pretty fuckin funny), but the hole “it’s your baby” deal made me feel like I was watching Maury Povich.

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After the movie, I sensed she was too tired to give me some ass, so I had her sleep in my room and I told her I was just going to finish up some work so I can have a free weekend; instead, I fired up my laptop and logged onto TrashyToons.com.  It’s Friday night and that marks the start of rest and relaxation.  My body deserves to release any/all stresses built up and there is no better way than utilizing a FREE TRIAL.  The weekend starts on Friday night and you best believe I maximize my relaxation state of mind with both the purple kush and internet porn.  It’s good to be alive!

Move over Linda!

Friday, September 28th, 2007

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If he shoves that big cock any deeper down her throat I swear it’s gonna stick out the back of her head! This chick is GREAT at deep throating, that’s for damn sure! In fact I’d say she rivals the most famed deep throater of them all, Linda Lovelace.

Of course, this pig-tailed teen ALSO knows how to work the whole thing with more than just her skilled and hungry mouth.

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I could go for some of that right now! Care to join me? ;)

FingerBang Jan

2 Young 4 U Too

Friday, September 28th, 2007

The sweet taste of young lust. These girls are 2 Young 4 U Too! The youngest girls allowed by law are doing the nastiest things allowed by law just so The Whackman can sit back and enjoy. If these girls were any younger, it would be a crime to show them to The Whackman. Nice, very nice.

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Scene 1 starts with Simone bumping into John West while hiking. We quickly hear their thoughts, “She’s so young, I can’t believe I’m thinking like this” and “He’s so hot….I hope he doesn’t think I’m too young” She says we’re all alone here…and they start going at it. Simone has a nice lean body, with natural breasts, and a bald pussy, with a tattoo above it. John eats her out, then she blows him. After some doggystyle, Simone gets into reverse cowgirl on a rock. They switch to missionary and then get in a little bit more doggy until he shoots his load on her face.

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In scene 2, Tony playing the part of a college professor and Nautica is his student. She comes over to his place for some economics tutoring. Again we hear the thoughts of each of them, he thinking she’s too young, but legal, and hot, and her thinking he’s cute, and she likes older guys, and hell she’ll probably get an A. So she just goes for it, and he starts licking her pussy n the couch. She blows him, nice and sloppily before getting her twat sliced in missionary. Tony flips her over and plugs her ass in doggy and then puts her on her back to continue the anal assault. It’s a facial finish as Tony tells Nautica she’s getting an A in economics.

In the final scene, Cherry Lane is home alone while her parents are in Europe. She has managed to make a wreck of her pool. She asks Scott Styles if he can clean the pool by tomorrow, and he says he can do it. When he asks Cherry to show him where the supplies are, she shows him her bedroom. They actually talk out loud this time about her being too young for him, but it doesn’t stop Scott. They start kissing, and then get undressed. Scott goes down on Cherry’s pussy, she then blows him. Cherry climbs on Scotts cock for some vaginal drilling. He then rails her from behind, and also missionary style. He shoots his load in her mouth and she lets it drip out.

2 Young 4 U Too is a pretty good flick. It’s a great concept, and The Whackman appreciated the angle they came at—as The Whackman heard the peoples thought on their partner’s age. Cherry Lane is a hot piece of ass and the other two are not too shabby as well. The Whackman liked the fact that different settings were used instead of the conventional house/hotel room in every scene. 5 loads were fired off in this short, youthful, cinematic adventure.

It’s good to have options

Friday, September 28th, 2007

Amber needs a manly man who takes control and makes decisions for himself. FuckHerRight.com gives you options because as the new saying goes—two holes are better than one.

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The Wetter the Better

Friday, September 28th, 2007

PinkandPerfect.com is where you need to be to witness the horniest sluts on the internet “touch base” with themselves. Being alone never was this fun. Take advantage of what these whores were put on this Earth to do—it’s your duty.

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Damn near into her stomach…

Friday, September 28th, 2007

is where Lani likes to take a cock. Her pussy walls are tight and deep and in need of some good ol Grade A meat every fuckin day. MILFVixen.com is where this mother of two takes advantage of her “one day stand” situation.

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A Wonderful Housewarming Gift For My New Neighb’whore’

Thursday, September 27th, 2007

A new neighbor of mine came knocking at my door earlier today to ask if I could help her out with a plumbing problem. I’m not the handyman type, but her milf looking ass caught my attention. She couldn’t have been too much older than me, but she definitely qualified as a milf. I asked her if she had a boyfriend/husband to take a stab at solving the problem. She said NO; so I agreed to take a look at her toilet and see if I could fix the problem.

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The dilemma was a fairly simple one that anyone could solve if they take the time to lift the goddamn top off. I guess it wasn’t “woman’s work”, so I understood. I fixed that problem in less than 5 minutes and, soon enough, there was another favor requested. She began to seduce me in a non-direct way, but I’ve been around the block long enough to know how the game works. This broad wanted her pipes cleaned as well and though it’s a dirty job, someone has to do it.

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After about 10 minutes of small talk, she gave me a passionate kiss—a kiss that told me that she hasn’t been kissed in a long time. Soon after savoring my tongue, she made her way down to my rock hard cock and worked the tip of it with her mouth before engulfing it to the back of her throat. Her eyes were fixated on mine as she gagged repeatedly—that shit was so sexy.

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I rammed her ass in doggystyle before making her lick her shit clean. She then sat on my cock and worked it in her wet cunt like a possessed nymphomaniac. She shared a striking resemblance to Diamond from MILFVixen.com. Yeah, those firm fake titties felt real damn good. I made her orgasm twice before blasting her in the face with my goods. Come to think of it, I think she used me for my cock… I saw a plumbing business card of hers on my way out. She said she’ll find me if she has any other “plumbing” problems.

Ra Ra Ra!

Thursday, September 27th, 2007

More cheerleaders! Yay! Go team! Heh, I love watching these chicks in action, they’re so dedicated to the art of ‘cheer’ and their bodies are sooo tight and toned you can’t help getting aroused watching them perform.

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This cheerleader slut is just that, a horny fucking teen who can’t wait to get her panties off for the coach! Damn this girl is insatiable, and obviously loves some good tongue action on both the giving and receiving side!

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He’s one lucky bastard to score some hot pussy like this. You can too if you head over to PomPomPorn for awhile.

FingerBang Jan

Down Your Throat 4

Thursday, September 27th, 2007

What could be better than a sloppy blow job? 13 scenes of sluts who love to suck cock in a sexual orgy of tongues, lips and deep throat penetration. With The Whackman’s cock being tested 13 times today, the lube is out and in full effect. Alright whores, let’s watch what’s going Down Your Throat 4.

When Vanda finds Clark trying to clean up an old tuba, she tactfully asks him about blowing and sucking. He quickly gets the hint and unzips his pants so Vanda can start working her oral magic on his cock. She stands in front of him before lying over the arm on the chair to orally clean Clark’s cock, and then moving down to squat between his legs. Vanda works in some titty fucking and until he explodes on her face.

Hot brunette Lilit climbs up a ladder to put a few boxes away. When she loses a box, Thomas catches it and notices that she isn’t wearing any panties. She puts on a little show on the ladder for him before losing her skirt and letting Thomas eat and finger her pussy. She climbs down and goes right to sucking his cock. They move on to 69ing before Lilit takes a pop across her tongue.

Evelin and Katy start their scene out talking and enjoying umbrella drinks while Alan works out behind them. After he struts in front of them in his speedo, they team up to work on him orally. Evelin and Katy work Alan’s wedding tackle over until he pops, and then swap it between each other.

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As Alex enjoys a bubble bath, butch bottle blonde Lotti comes in to check herself out in the mirror. He strokes himself a little while watching her, and convinces her to join him. She strips down and sits on the edge to mouth his manhood. She slides into the tub to keep sucking Alex’s cock before sitting down in it as he stands in front of her. Alex gives Lotti a nice and creamy facial.

When Frank hears Honey come home, he quickly stops masturbating. She sees what he’s up to and quickly decides that her man needs some loving. She gets down on her knees to suck his cock before getting up to strip out of her dress. She lies on her side so Frank can play with her shaved pussy as she continues to suck him. It doesn’t take long for him to pop across her tongue.

Clark starts out the next scene pouring hot brunette Vanessa a glass of white wine. It affects her immediately, as she wants to gives him blowjob right away. She drops to her knees and works her mouth and tongue up and down Clark’s cock. She keeps her eyes and smile working right up to the end of the scene when Clark spews his seed onto her face.

Gloria teases The Whackman on the couch before Ricky and Thomas show up with a gift for her. She pulls out a pair of small dildos, but throws them away to get at the real thing instead. She sucks them both simultaneously as she sits on the couch, before lying back on the couch to work them over. They move to the floor for Gloria to suck them back and forth. She takes a disappointing facial.

Annett, a cute girl with a red dyed bob, a nose stud, and a tongue stud, smiles at the camera before leaning over to start sucking Lucky. He helps her to throat his cock repeatedly and takes to her through much of the scene. She takes a nice dose of dick droppings around her mouth.

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Knockout brunette Claudia is on a ladder trying to change a light bulb. When Thomas arrives and sees her having problems, he can’t help but try to take her mind off it by caressing and kissing her ass. Thomas climbs up the ladder so Claudia can suck his cock without kneeling down on the tiles. Claudia gets down on one knee to suck his cock, and then takes a small pop in her mouth.

Reka, a cute bottle blonde, starts things out diddling herself while talking to Sisi across the table. He comes around so that she can suck him before they both climb onto the table and keep it up. Reka mugs the camera mercilessly as she sucks Sisi from the side, and finishes things up with an okay pop that she lets dribble out of her mouth.

When Thomas gets sick, he lies back and takes his own temperature. Thankfully, he does it orally, and his oral thoughts quickly turn into delusions as brunettes Betty and Thundy appear in nurse’s outfits and start sucking his cock. As they trade back and forth, they work on each other lightly and even let Thomas play with them. The sluts lie back next to each other and let Thomas unleash a decent dose of nutty goodness across their faces.

Angelina, a cute brunette, finds Alan lying on the bed spread eagle. She drops her stuffed animal next to him and kisses her way down his chest to start sucking his cock. She continues to suck Alan as he stands up, and pops open her lingerie to show off her natural tits. Angelina picks things up as she sucks and strokes him, and keeps sucking Alan as he lies back before taking a turn on her back that finishes with her getting a nice facial.

After Clark takes a break from their chess match, Frank gets a little oral attention from blonde Kitty. She starts out working him over orally before eagerly sliding his cock between her tits and bouncing up and down in front of him. Frank stands up for Kitty to suck him before letting her sit back in his chair and finish things up with a nice facial.

Down Your Throat 4 is an okay blowjob movie. The girls are decent looking, and there’s a very nice variety to the looks of the girls. The Whackman appreciates how the scenes start with a quick lead-in before getting down to business. The only problem is that the scenes are almost all standard blowjobs. There’s very little deep throating, and the whores always take a pretty standard facial. With a title like Down Your Throat, The Whackman expects a bit of swallowing or some gagging and deep throating. It doesn’t quite live up to the title, but still earned 5 loads of The Whackman’s protein shake.

I Spy Tatianna’s Brown Star

Wednesday, September 26th, 2007

 
I spotted Tatianna leaving a night class on the local community college. She was waiting for her ride to come. When her friend didn’t show we made her an offer no coed slut can refuse,1000 dollars to fuck me on film. With her acceptance we all cruised back to my apartment. Tatianna was the outgoing type and didn’t need much coaxing in order to get naked. I spread her ass checks, licked her sweet coed pussy then began to finger fuck her tight little asshole. Tatianna was moaning with pleasure and eager to return the favor. She dropped to her knees, took my huge cock with both hands and engulfed my monster man meat using her engulfed dick sucking lips. She bobbed up and down until my meat pole was rock hard. She gave it one last spit then shoved it balls deep into her moist mound. I pounded her tight pussy every which way from Sunday until I blew my load all over her well rounded tits. I give Tatianna an A for effort.
 

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