Archive for July, 2007

No Sex for a Year Makes Alisandras Pussy Tight

Monday, July 30th, 2007

 
There’s no telling where I’m going to meet another hot babe so meeting Alisandra in the produce section of the grocery store was no big surprise to me. She had all the right stuff for us and me in particular. I like my women a little older and Alisandra had been around the block a couple of times, but she had a strong body and a couple of huge tits. The clincher was she was into porn and had fantasized about doing one. You talk about the right place and right time. We took her back to the studio and she was naked and on my dick right away. She sure could suck a cock because I was hard a rock in a few seconds. It wasn’t too long after Alisandra was on my dick, riding away while playing with her clit. This divorced MILF said she hadn’t been fucked in over a month but the way this MILF was going to town it seemed more like a year. I rammed her good and she was loving every second of it. Finally I busted a nut on her huge tits as she just rubbed the cum all over them. I think I’ll have to go shopping a little more often.
 

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Party Girls are Huge Sluts

Monday, July 30th, 2007

 
Jimmy and I were cruising a college campus we hadn’t been to before trying to change our luck when we bumped into this really cute teen coed named Courtney. Jimmy threw the tried and true book scholarship line at her and, of course, she was a typical broke student. Funny thing is when Jimmy asked her what she liked to do in school, Courtney said party so we knew we at least had a fun one on our hands. Jimmy was throwing the pitch out there but Courtney wasn’t reacting too much to anything he said which made me a little nervous. When she finally gave us the go ahead, we barely walked into Jimmy’s place and she was flashing her tight teen body. I just touched her pussy and Courtney was already wet and moaning. I knew this was going to be some good pussy. It didn’t take me long to start banging that sweet shaved box like crazy. We fucked all over Jimmy’s couch and this chick was a real young freak but I was getting my rocks off for sure. I finally blew my massive wad all in her mouth and on her tongue, licking it all up. I think we’ll go check this campus out again real soon.
 

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Bitches Ain’t Shit But Hos And Tricks

Monday, July 30th, 2007

During my sexperiment with the two milfs in Vegas, my phone kept ringing off the hook. I told the 18 year old that I would be busy all weekend, and instead of calling and leaving me a voicemail, my “girlfriend” instead kept calling and calling like some fucking energizer bunny. Everything was working as planned. She needed to feel that sense of jealousy and learn that a lot of women want me. A sense of insecurity was the perfect feeling she had to experience to appreciate who she has.

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Bitches are in competition with other bitches ALL THE TIME. They have more drama within themselves than they do with men. The 18 year old tried to make me chase her and give up my cahonies, but fuck no, I don’t play that shit. Remember, my brothers, you are the fucking man in the relationship and bitches ain’t shit but hos and tricks. If you even give the slightest inkling of power to your chick, it is very, very hard to regain it back.

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Luckily, I caught myself slippin. I found my pair of pants and put that shit back on before the broad got a hold of em. Now, it’s game on. A little dose of “asshole” mixed with a touch of “romance” is the ideal combination to lace the 18 year old with from here on out. Good girls love bad guys. Like Tony Montana said in the legendary Scarface while exiting the restaurant full of snobs, “Make way for the bad guy. You’ll never meet a bad guy like me again”. If she’s up and out, it’s a dime a dozen…

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TrashyToons.com keeps me on point and helps a man realize how the real fucking world works. Game recognizes game my brothers. If you are not opening your mind up to the humor and sexy side that these animators create, your relationship will fizzle and end up being boring and tedious to maintain. Everyone can learn a thing or two about spicing things up, and the wilder we can be, the more fun life is. It’s your fuckin kitchen, and if your girl can’t take the heat, you know the rest…

Alive and Kicking

Monday, July 30th, 2007

… and here I am. The boyfriend didn’t kill me, mutilate me, torture me or even leave me stranded on another Continent… yet ;) Our trip was extended when we got here and now it’s a week long sex-filled vacation! (After taking the 14-some hours flight we both wished we wouldn’t have to leave so early so he just extended the tickets.. man I’m onto a winner here!)

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Now.. that’s an odd pic for me to post I know, but it makes me think of how messed up my hair was when I first got off that plane and landed on the sun-drenched soil of this wonderful country.

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Though just like Vivian here, I was doing THIS about twenty minutes after we left the airport… ;) I love the intensity in her eyes and the natural look of her face with those cute little freckles spattered around her nose and cheeks. That’s not all that gets spattered either… this teen babe certainly delivers!

Ciao baby! I’ll have more from Italy tomorrow!

FingerBang Jan

Image of Sex

Monday, July 30th, 2007

Legend’s Image of Sex is a story about a man who loves to watch porn, but is very passive, so to The Whackman he looks and sounds like a punk. Dude just talks to his buddy at work about his HD hookup at the house and how he can feel what’s going on on TV. He plays touchy feely with the TV. Interesting? Let’s find out…

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Scene 1 opens up with a dude sucking on his fine secretary’s tits (played by the insatiable brunette Eva Angelina) while in his office. Eva sits on top of the desk to get her beaver munched on before going to town on her boss’s cock. She then gets her pussy stabbed with cock in missionary prior to getting drilled from underneath while on the couch. Eva is sidewayed until her boss drowns her face with warmth.

In scene 2, some dude is watching a porno of a cute short-haired brunette (Tiffany Hopkins) getting eaten out by her man. Tiffany squats to get face fucked by her man before getting the doggy treatment. She turns around to get the continued pussy pulverizing and then the whore sits on her fast fucking cock. Tiffany’s twat gets beaten up damn good—the bitch’ll need to ice that shit down.

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An okay looking blonde (Missy Monroe) gets a lickin from some dude at her company before gagging on dude’s cock. This tramp knows how to suck a cock. Missy pulls her panties to the side and rides dude on the desk used in scene 1. She then lies back on the desk to get her cunt stabbed with cock. She is bent over the desk to take the dickens from behind and gets nutted inside her. Missy deserves a promotion.

The dude from scene 2 watches another porno—this time of a pretty, college girl lookin, long-haired, brunette (Taryn Thomas). Taryn starts by getting hurricane tongued before wrapping her sweet lips around her man’s cock. She spreads her legs wide to invite her man’s rock hard and after, they get in a sideway position to keep the fast pace going. Harder is what she wanted and harder the tramp got. She is face planted while in doggy and her cute face gets drizzled on.

In the final scene, dude finally man’s up and goes down on his sexy wife (a brunette with blonde streaks named Randi Wright). Randi gets her pussy French kissed nice and slow before wrapping her luscious lips around her man’s cock. He plugs her shaved cunt and Randi’s moans are angelic. She rides dude and stares at the heavens prior to taking back shots in doggystyle. Randi is creamed in her face and with a proper tit job, this whore has the potential to be something special.

The Whackman’s shares the same Image of Sex that Jerome Tanner envisions. Although the storyline was so-so, the cast did the damn thing in the sexual department. Every chick held their own and the dude’s drilled the shit out their tight pussy’s like fucking professionals. The Whackman dropped 8 monstrous loads to a good hardcore flick. All The Whackman’s advice is to fast forward the dialogue… not that you don’t already do that.

Innocent until proven guilty

Monday, July 30th, 2007

Don’t let Hailey’s innocent looks fool you. It’s no contest on who has a bigger sex drive. If you think you can hang, PinkandPerfect.com is where she’ll be. Don’t take her lightly.

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Where there’s a thrill, there’s a way

Monday, July 30th, 2007

Austin knows how to repay this dude for helping her repair her truck. On MILFVixen.com, you will learn the true meaning of “money isn’t everything”.

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Look at how happy this dildo is

Monday, July 30th, 2007

Dildos are all smiles when Melania and McKinzee play with them. On FuckHerRight.com, smiles are contagious. Happiness is but a click away—do the right thing.

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Rebecca is Great at Slutty Sponge Baths

Sunday, July 29th, 2007

 
So I busted my leg by being a tard trying to show off when I was loaded. I thought picking up slutty girlfriends would be a bit harder but boy I was wrong. I ran into Rebecca and her lameo boyfriend at my friends pool. She felt sorry for me and offered a sponge bath. Her boyfriend was less than pleased. I could tell Rebecca was unsatisfied with her love life and looking for some fun. After she rubbed my chest down I offered her a grand to fuck me on film while her toolish boyfriend watched. She was game and dropped to her knees to suck my huge meat pole not even giving her man a second thought. I was so turned on by her slutty behavior I asked her to straddle my cock and fuck the shit out of me. She was more than happy to oblige and fucked me till I came all over her face. This wheelchair wrap really paid off this time around.
 

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Savannah Has a Gold Plated Pussy

Sunday, July 29th, 2007

 
I saw this chick Savannah coming out of the nail salon after getting all primped up and she definitely caught my attention. I just had to see what she had going on. I walked over and introduced myself. Savannah was this gorgeous blonde hair titted MILF and I was dying to rub my face between those two massive melons. I played it casual by gently rubbing up against her so she could feel my giant cock. After that the deal was sealed. She came back to my place, stripped down and got on her knees for a mouth full of cock. Savannah rode my cock like a cowgirl in heat until I unleashed my wade of cum all over her blonde hair. Thanks for good time Savannah.
 

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