Archive for June, 2007

It’s Raining Game In Southern California

Saturday, June 30th, 2007

I am happy to report that the 18 year old has to work all weekend, which gives me time to scope the scene and prowl on the solo. Don’t get me wrong, I wouldn’t mind spending time with my “girlfriend”, but it is what it is my brothers. There will be some hot sex going on sometime this weekend between me and some lucky slut and what the 18 year old don’t know don’t hurt. The game keeps moving and that’s why I get around.

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After tidying up a bit around the apartment, I’m going to head to the beach to enjoy some of this sunshine Southern California has again blessed me with. Fun in the sun equates to short shorts and even skimpier tops, not to mention the two-piece bikinis. I’ll be sporting my black tinted shades that will allow me to analyze who the need-to-fuck bitches are, and I’ll lay down my three decades of game on their lap. That workout at the gym yesterday and my dessert (the 18 year old) has me feeling myself right about now.

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Patience is key my brothers and I’m in the mood for an older chick. Isolated cravings are my setbacks—if I was more open to having sex with all the fuckable looking broads versus just trying to satisfy a craving, my batting average would lead the majors. But my cock deserves what it requests. I learned that if you don’t settle for what you truly desire, you’ll attract the “ain’t shit” pussy type of broads which in turn makes you an “ain’t shit” type of fella. And I’m “the shit”—and full of it as well…

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I need to get in touch with myself prior to getting my day started, and fortunately I have Austin at MILFVixen.com to help me out. Look at this hot mamacita and her perfect tits. Now I have an image of who is going to catch my eye. She may be waiting for me at the beach and it’s about that time to get my day started and treasure my weekend before Monday comes around again.

Gotta get some right NOW

Saturday, June 30th, 2007

Have you ever been so horny that you just can’t stop yourself from finding somewhere right NOW to jerk it, or rub one out? That’s how I was feeling yesterday, my pussy was on fire, pulsing away and getting wetter and wetter as my mind wandered back to all the porn I’ve been viewing lately.

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Sultry Promise, shown above, looks like she’s feeling that way right about now! Heh, I’d love to help her out with her needs, but it looks like someone else is going to cum on in and take care of this hot black teen slut himself!

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I could watch this ebony babe riding, sucking and burning with desire all night long! She inspired me to pull out my vibrating rabbit and give myself an intense session that lasted for a couple of hours! Women can just keep going and going sometimes yknow ;)

Check out Promise at Black Teen Booties, you won’t be able to take your eyes off the screen!

FingerBang Jan

Mr. Horsecock 3

Saturday, June 30th, 2007

It’s time for the bling and the bitches. Gentlemen Video’s Mr. Horsecock 3 is cruisin the streets and pickin up these whores and he’s fuckin em up left, right, over, under, and sideways. These whores better have a glass of water nearby because after this saddle ride, it’s gonna hurt oh so good.

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Scene 1 opens up with a foul mouthed mature blonde named Chelsea Zinn giving some deep throat. Chelsea then gets pounded from underneath while beggin for the business—this bitch loves cock and has a passion that is rare in the business today—The Whackman is lightweight attracted to this bitch. Chelsea’s fuck buddy feeds her the cock in multiple positions in a decent opening scene.

Scene 2 is a petite brunette named Lacy who probably gives the most lazy, boring blow job The Whackman has witnessed; The Whackman damn near fell asleep. Her tight pussy is finally penetrated deep by the monster cock, but Lacy is such a dead fuck that The Whackman made a sandwich while watching this unexciting scene. A blow up doll would have made a better scene than this bitch (who didn’t even show The Whackman a tit as a consolation prize).

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A decent looking blonde named Malory Knoxxx gave a similar bj to that of Lacy—dammit, who the fuck is casting these tramps? Malory then gets doggied from the thoroughbred cock and she shows a little more enthusiasm than the chick in the last scene which makes her performance at almost par. Malory is best when lying on her back, but both her and Lacy need to take notes from Chelsea.

A ménage et trois ensues between two ugly broads (an old wicked witch of the west lookin red head named Christina Noir and an out of shaped ebony chick named Shadow Cat) and an unlucky cock. The two sluts switch off sucking off the poor dude before the ebony humpback whale sits her thick self on his cock while the white chick licks dude’s balls. Christina gets the drillin doggy style while Shadow lip locks dude. Then, both chicks are on their backs to get a fair share of horsecock. Although they weren’t the easiest on the eyes, The Whackman gives them a B+ for effort. If the ebony chick lost about 40lbs and little red riding hood put a bag over her face, it might have worked.

Mr. Horsecock 3 deserves some praise for not having a single piece of storyline to drag the movie because after Chelsea opened up in scene one, the rest of the movie was horse shit. Malory did alright in scene 3 and alright is a generous compliment. The casting fucking sucked in this waste of a goddam time movie and 2 shots were unloaded in a hesitant, head shaking kind of satisfaction.

Did I Stutter Motherfucker?

Saturday, June 30th, 2007

So you think you can just cum on over to FuckHerRight.com and watch me get fucked? Well, I don’t think you’re man enough to handle me. Actions speak louder than words motherfucker. Here’s my salute to the bitch-ass men who can’t handle me…

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Love thyself before you can love another

Saturday, June 30th, 2007

This is an important value that Jemeni has instilled every morning when she wakes up. She displays her ritual at PinkandPerfect.com for all to learn and adopt. A good day starts with a good morning and there hasn’t been a bad morning for this chick in a long, long time.

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A Good Fucking Blow Job

Saturday, June 30th, 2007

These animated bitches at TrashyToons.com ooze so much sex that one can’t help but get overly excited. This dude should be praised and not punished. And the broad should be recognized as a legend.

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Thank God It’s Finally Friday!

Friday, June 29th, 2007

I went straight to the gym after work today and put in a good two hours. The 18 year old came over shortly after my workout. I could tell by the way looked that she needed some cock. I didn’t really want to see her—I wanted to cruise to a bar or a club with a buddy of mine, but she really wanted to spend some time with me. Fuck it, she’s my “girlfriend” right?

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Despite it being a little chilly, when I opened the door she was wearing a tight halter top, no bra, and short shorts. She came in and wasted no time reaching for my salty dick, which hadn’t even been washed as I just got home. She was all over me, telling me to suck on her tits and lick her pussy like some woman whose only concern was getting off. I acquiesced to her every 18 year old request; I was totally into it, not so much cuz of the good sex that followed, but how authoritative she was being.

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As we reclined on my couch, I told her how hot she fucking was by trying to be dominant. She got kind of embarrassed, but I told her it was cool. Sometimes, all you wanna do is fuck—and my brothers that is A-O.K. with me. She talked awhile about blah blah blah and evidently, I forgot what the fuck she said.

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After she left, I thought, here it comes—life is hitting this 18 year old of mine and there ain’t no going back. Great sex is all that really matters to keep a relationship stable. Raile at PinkandPerfect.com would agree. Just look at this salmon themed bitch looking to bring out her bad girl side. Thank God its Friday and I have a FREE TRIAL to use on this slut throughout the weekend. Spark up the weed my brothers and toast with me to my favorite day of the week—payday.

Show me everything!

Friday, June 29th, 2007

One of the things I love about summer is the naked flesh that is so rampant every which way you look. Also, more hot chicks are out wearing their bikinis, and sometimes, just sometimes, you can catch a sneaky glimpse of some sexy muff…

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… Sunrise here will gladly show you what she’s got, she won’t hold anything back, and she’s loving every minute of it! I so prefer watching teen sluts fucking with a big sloppy grin on their face. Their hormones are raging, they’re horny and they’re filling their need, so of course they’ve got something to smile about!

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Don’t you wish you were there to enjoy some of that passion? Well, step on over to Untapped Teens for a FREE TRIAL and I’m sure Sunrise will oblige you too!

FingerBang Jan

Double Dipped 5

Friday, June 29th, 2007

In Onyxxx Films Double Dipped 5, cocoa bitches take on huge chocolate night sticks; They’re long and strong and down to get the friction on. This is an all black, all double penetration, no-holes-barred fuck fest.

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The thick Passion takes direction from the two dudes and stuffs her mouth with both dicks as she plays with her loose pussy to start things out. While choking on a dick, Passion rotates that big pretty ass of hers while getting doggied by the other dude. She then goes for a ride, while sucking on the other dudes cock. Then both dudes plug the one and two hole simultaneously. The two dudes look kind of lost with what positions to do next, but the bitch does a decent job of getting used like the whore she is.

Another thick bitch named Lola Lane and her huge saggy titties are up in scene 2. Lola rotates her overly salivated mouth on both cocks. Then she’s reared from one dude while she continues to slobber the other dude down. The two dudes switch positions and then Lola sits on one of them while the other dude watches. Then the other dude gets in on it and double dips the bitch.

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Some amazon looking beast named Kelly Rain and her sloppy body gets the business in the third scene. The Whackman has confirmed that these dudes fuck anything that walks. This bitch was so manly looking The Whackman couldn’t tell who was fucking who at times and it was a painful scene to sit through as it looks like two dudes banging a wild fucking boar.

In the final scene, two ghetto broads Suckable and Qali (the shorter nappy haired of the two) warm each other up before some dude gets in the mix. Qali works on his dick while Suckable ball juggles, then the tramps trade. Suckable is first to ride while Qali spectates. Then Qali 69’s him. Suckable goes back for another ride while Qali’s shy ass stays in the background. Qali finally gets doggied while sucking on a strap on that Suckable’s wearing. Qali takes the double dippin—dildo in ass while dick in pussy.

Double Dipped 5 was full of saggy titted ghetto broads with loose lips who had one thing goin for them—ass for weeks. It started off good with Passion, but steadily went downhill as each scene came and went. The Whackman only fired 3 loads; none dedicated to scene three.

Can you cum over… all over me?

Friday, June 29th, 2007

Hey you, my name is Tobi. English speak not too good. But I do you good—very good. FuckHerRight.com is where I wait for you. Only real man please show me how American man treat a woman.

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