Archive for May, 2007

Unemployment Office Scores a Desperate Couple

Thursday, May 31st, 2007

 
If ever there was a place where you can make a proposal to fuck another man’s girl for cash and probably get away with it, it’s probably the unemployment office. I mean these are desperate people that are low on funds so it just goes to figure they might be more up for the deal than the average couple. That’s where we met Lexi and her boyfriend. He had just lost his janitorial job and they were tight on money to say the least. There was no need to do anything but be direct so Jimmy flat out offered a $1000 for his friend Marco to fuck Lexi. Her boyfriend was understandably defensive at first but Lexi quickly reasoned with him and the deal was on. Lexi was cute and friendly but a bit nervous when everyone came back to Jimmy’s place. She quickly reverted to a horny slut as soon as Marco stuck his tongue between her pussy lips. Lexi was quite a cock sucker as Marco could attest to and was a damn good fucker too as she slid her shaved pussy up and down his stiff cock for a ride. Lexi’s man wasn’t thrilled about the whole episode, especially when his girl got a facial from a stranger’s cock, but the money we put in his hand made him feel a whole lot less unemployed.
 

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Naudia Takes Part In a Cum Blasting 69

Thursday, May 31st, 2007

 
Naudia was just 24 but when she told us she had been sucking cock for half of her life, we all had to stop and listen to this tale. Her first experience with a dick in her mouth was on a field trip in school when Naudia snuck off in the woods with a boy. She wasn’t going to be sucking on a boy today, and our man also planned on giving her a massive sticky facial which was fine by her. Naudia was anxious so when our stud came onto the set, she made a direct beeline for his dick. She sucked and stroked it while he fingered her tight trimmed pierced twat until she was moist and lathered up. Once he was inside her, Naudia thrust her hips and pounded his cock like the horny slut that she was. They thrashed around the bed and got into a naughty 69 before Naudia jumped on top for a cock riding while she fondled her terrific round tits. Naudia juices were flowing and she went down on our guy’s stiff meat to taste herself. It wasn’t long after that she got to taste his juice too when he blew his massive load on her face. It looks like all that cock sucking practice paid off for Naudia.
 

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Lucky For Us We Like Coffee

Thursday, May 31st, 2007

 
We were hanging out having a cup of coffee on a gorgeous morning in the Valley scouting the scene for some local Latina talent. There wasn’t much of anything walking around the shopping plaza, let alone anything hot so we were just moments away from leaving when Frankie came walking by our table. She was cute, talkative and definitely Latina. We asked her to have a seat and during the conversation the topic of occupations came up. Derek told Frankie we were video producers and saying that in the San Fernando Valley is like putting a sign on that says porn peddlers. Frankie picked up on that but to our surprise, she said she was into porn. The real show stopper was when she said she’d be willing to shoot one with Derek. The studio was only a few blocks away and once Frankie got there, she got a taste of Derek’s cock like the slut that she really was. Once Derek slipped his hard cock inside her trimmed pussy, the action was fast and furious. He drilled that Spanish slit good before depositing a thick load in her mouth. It’s probably a good thing we had that second cup of coffee.
 

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Alexis Shakes That Phat Ass for Cock

Thursday, May 31st, 2007

 
When Alexis responded to our ad for models, we asked her what she thought her best feature was. She didn’t say anything but answered our question by turning around, bending over and shaking that seriously round backside she had. Our man Johnny came out a measured Alexis’ ass with a hoola hoop for fun, then his hands and then he buried his face right up the crack of that large booty. Johnny licked her pussy and asshole while Alexis moaned, enjoying the special service. She returned the favor by stoking and sucking his steady at attention dick before Johnny pulled Alexis’ thighs apart for a hard pounding. Johnny worked her tight snatch from all angles but he saved his blast of jizz for those plump ass cheeks. We have to agree that Alexis’ body assessment was pretty darn accurate,
 

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Go Fuck Yourself!

Thursday, May 31st, 2007

I love to masturbate; it’s one of my favorite things to do, especially when I’m bored. Nothing quite kills boredom the same as a good orgasm! I also like to WATCH hot teens masturbating and exploring their nubile bodies. They seem so pure and innocent and masturbation is often considered so naughty… call me a pervert (cos I am one!) but that forbidden factor is a real turn-on for me.

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Eyes closed, fingers down her panties… there’s nothing quite as erotic as watching a pretty babe pleasuring herself. The teen chicks over at Cherry Filled Sex are very new to sex, and to having sex on film, so one great way for their shy selves to start is by showing us how much they enjoy their own bodies! Of course, it doesn’t END there, no way in hell! Masturbation soon turns into a steamy fuck session when loverboy shows up with his rock hard dick in hand and takes our horny teen to the shower…

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I love diversity in porn ;)

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Do Ten Years Really Make A Difference If You’re A Man?

Thursday, May 31st, 2007

Okay, so there’s supposed to be a huge difference between someone in their late twenties and someone in their late teens; but I don’t feel any different than I did when I was 18. I mean, sure, I’ve experienced more and matured a bit (I would like to think), but my desires and goals in life haven’t changed—maybe the avenues to attain each goal have, but not the end in mind. Money, pussy, and getting high mixed in with a little bit of traveling are all I need to be fulfilled. I still can’t imagine marrying ANY chick with the way the laws work in California. The potential of having to pay alimony to some broad I mistakenly married doesn’t sit well with me. Matter of fact, it sounds like the stupidest fucking decision a man can make. To me, marriage is a dead institution—nothing more than a legally binding agreement that doesn’t have a single advantage for the guy. Maybe one—you need a fucking green card.

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So I’ve been thinking about my 18 year old piece of ass. Should I continue to bang her, while banging her friends? Well, technically, I haven’t railed any of her friends just yet, but it’s going to inevitably happen, starting this weekend. Tight shaved 18-20 year old ripe pussy drives me crazy and nothing compares to the feeling of fucking vise tight cunts and little pea sized ass holes of these youthful blossoming women. Even if she catches me in the act cheating on her, why the fuck should I care? I’m a motherfucking man.

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In my eyes, the 18 year old is going to grow out of her sexy phase one day, so why not get the mileage I can get out of her now, while she’s still young and fresh? Everybody wants to fuck, and as you get older, that’s all any man gives a shit about doing. That’s why I take advantage of a FREE TRIAL. Just look at Amber’s willingness here. This young whore at FuckHerRight.com performs like a fucking pro and is the reason why I can’t get married—ever. There is so much young uncharted pussy I need to dive into. You should be gettin it. Get it while the gettin’s good.

University Coeds 16

Thursday, May 31st, 2007

The Whackman takes a school tour with Dane Productions University Coeds 16. The Whackman is open-minded to higher learning, so let’s see if this university is worth sending an application to.

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Eighteen year old Canadian blonde hottie Selena Del Ray opens up with a short interview of herself, while modeling her banging body off. She gets saran wrapped while doing a photo shoot and then some dude begins to feel up on her. Utilizing her tongue, Selena blows him by the pool prior to getting eaten out (while lying on a pool chair). The young dude then jabs Selena’s twat with his small cock and turns her around to hit it doggystyle. Selena tries to ride his cock, but it’s obviously too small for her to fully enjoy it. Give The Whackman a call Selena and you won’t have to fake your orgasm.

Next, a bug eyed, red haired, psych major Sonja Red briefly gets interviewed while showing her nicely proportioned body off. Damn, if that face was a little hotter, she’d be smokin. Sonja masturbates in white lingerie before heading to bed with her man. She does a slow sensual job on his cock before laying on her back to get some good oral in return. Sonja’s nice tits shake rhythmically as her pussy is ferociously pounded missionary and doggystyle (while looking [at herself getting fucked] in the mirror). She then takes it up the poop hole before tasting his cum. Sonja’s body is fucking banging.

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Scene 3 starts with the cute faced but saggy breasted Justice, who, after hitchhiking, gets picked up by some young businessman. Justice then gets held prisoner and is forced to become a sex slave to ensure her release. Justice starts by sucking her master’s cock before getting her ass and cunt licked. Justice gets doggystyled while leaning over a gauntlet. Her hairy bush then gets toppled while she laid on a sex swing. After cumming, Justice gets shackled up. Sweet ending.

The Philippine born cutie pie Charmane headlines the movie by first showing off her petite frame while getting interviewed. Charmane does a strip dance for some dude before sitting on his face. She then tastes his cock before riding it, leaking her pussy juice all over. In the doggy position, Charmane works the cock while dude casually sits back, then he explodes all over her chest and stomach.

It was a bumpy tour for The Whackman, but University Coeds 16 was a decent flick. The Whackman noticed the talents on the male side were clearly outperformed by their counterparts. Next time Dane Productions, holler at The Whackman to represent the damn university and The Whackman guarantees there will be a more enjoyable and educational experience.

What A Grateful Whore, Indeed

Thursday, May 31st, 2007

Austin had a little bit of car trouble, but left her checkbook at home. Luckily, she had more than enough on her to compensate this here gentleman. MILFVixen.com is where you can see the negotiation take place. Thank god for bitches having no clue about cars…

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Are You A Big Bad Wolf?

Thursday, May 31st, 2007

Brandy May is on her way to her grandma’s house with a basket of cupcakes, but she’s missing a key ingredient—1/3C of frosting. At PinkandPerfect.com, you can help Brandy May out with some of your protein frosting…

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Whatever You Like, Your Royal Highness

Thursday, May 31st, 2007

You want your ass licked… the bitches over at TrashyToons.com have no inhibitions. You’ll be treated like the fuckin king you are. Only in your wildest dreams can you get a bitch to do what these women LOVE to do on a daily basis…

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