Archive for March, 2007

Huge natural tits are the best to fuck

Saturday, March 31st, 2007

 
I have a natural big tit fetish of the worst kind so when my friend told me about these internet guys he was working with that recruited young busty babes, you know my ears perked up. He asked to me to come by one day to check out their latest find. When he described a young short haired blonde with mammoth melons, I did my best imitation of Mario Andretti to get over there. I got there in the nick of time as I saw this foxy blonde in a sexy brown dress lower it over those luscious boobs. Young Naomi had my full attention as well as my cock’s at this point. This dude with a backward baseball cap came over to her and started licking on those puppies and quickly went down on her too. This chick Naomi was loving having her shaved pussy eaten so she jumped up and grabbed the guy’s rod for a little slip and slide action between her tits. His dick was all stiff now as it found its way to her cute little mouth and throat. Naomi was an intense cock sucker and I think my man almost burst in her mouth but he pulled out and started drilling her doggie style. Naomi flipped over on her back and spread her legs wide for a missionary banging and some more titty fucking until the guy made some primal screech and blew his load all over those huge guns. One thing’s for sure. My fetish just got taken to a whole new level.
 

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Mckenzie Miles joins the teeny bopper club

Saturday, March 31st, 2007

 
A friend of mine had been bugging me for a while to come check out the studio he worked at, especially because he knew I was into the type of barely legal cuties they had been shooting for this Teeny Bopper Club website. I had been blowing him off but he called me the other day and practically insisted I check out the hottie they had scheduled to shoot that day. He said I wouldn’t be disappointed. Not having much else pressing in my life at the time, I drove over there and my eyes nearly had a heart attack when I saw what he had been bragging about. There sat this stunning 19-year-old blonde babe on a bed in a plaid skirt, white bra and white sneakers with just the cutest innocent looking smile. As I soon found out, McKenzie was far from innocent as this guy Billy came into the room, pulled off her skirt and panties and went to town eating that sweet teen twat. This horny young slut from Oregon returned the favor on Billy and he was packing a pretty sizeable piece of man meat. It didn’t take too long for this whole scene escalate from hot to boiling as Billy flipped McKenzie and her shaved pussy all around for a hardcore pounding session. He was stroking her pretty good as her thighs were spread wide open when Billy pulled out his slick rod from her snatch and shot a gooey load all over face. Funny thing was she still had a smile.
 

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The WhackMan Reviews: Chunky Cheerleaders 2

Saturday, March 31st, 2007

Skin Tight’s trying to slide a couple by The WhackMan today with Chunky Cheerleaders 2, a so-so flick that has some decent highs coupled with some horrid fucking lows.

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Malorie Marx is an okay looking Latin chick with a decent body. She could tighten up a bit, but ain’t anywhere near “chunky”. She sucks cock like she wants to do it for a living, then dives into gettin’ fucked by Mark Wood with the kind of reckless abandon that makes The WhackMan’s fucking day. The hot moaning coming outta her whore mouth got The WhackMan off twice. Damn fine job, Malorie.

Scene 2 features Jeremy Steele taking it to this tubby cheerleader bitch. Now this bitch is fat, and throughout the course of the scene Mr. Steele takes every opportunity to remind her of it. It’s damn funny, but what is no laughing matter is how Jeremy loses his erection while fucking this tubby bitch. The WhackMan can understand, but, “Mr. Steele”, you are supposed to be a professional, just like The WhackMan. Fix that shit!

Scene 3 starts off with Jeremy and the beautiful Lauren Smith. They’re supervising two fat cheerleader bitches while they workout topless. After that funny shit the hot black Nika Chanel gets a good white dickin’ from Jeremy. The sex is pretty hot, so much so that 2 more of The WhackMan’s loads fired real nice and good.

And the last scene is complete dogshit. This old fat bitch and this other old fat fuck go at each other in a real sad way. This middle-aged fuck has one pathetic little dick. It didn’t even look like he was hard the entire time. Scene 4 pissed The WhackMan off something fierce.

Scenes 2 & 4 are awful. 1 & 3 got it goin’ on. But the terms of The WhackMan’s contract stipulates in triplicate that The WhackMan “judge the ‘films’ as a whole”.

4 loads blown to Chunky Cheerleaders 2.

Dinner With The Chick From The Gym

Friday, March 30th, 2007

So I’ve been pretty fucking high all week from my Sunday afternoon performance. This is real. If I’m not now, in a couple years I could be a full blown sociopath. I can’t stop thinking about how well it went, and how, not so much lying, but how easily I shaded and bent the truth to suit my needs… which are of course to be putting my dick in an 18 year old. I find myself looking forward to the next time I see her parents, and Tuesday night when she was over I even asked if we could have dinner with them this weekend. Yes, I actually suggested it, but the 18 year old said her father had to work in San Diego this weekend. I didn’t say anything, but wondered to myself what her damn good looking mom was gonna be doing left all by her lonesome this weekend. Fuck…

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But I digress, the matter more at hand – and based more in reality – is the chick from the gym. I met her for dinner last night at a Chili’s just up the street from the gym. I got a beer and some chicken tacos while she had some fucking salad and a glass of water. She was her same flirty self, but this time I noticed there were more of the usual stock questions: do you like animals, where do you see yourself in 5 years, that type of bullshit. I gave her my standard answers and tried to change the subject. I like getting women to talk about what their real dreams are, then try to get them to tell me some of their most memorable times in life. I do this to try to get them to see how far their dream life is from their actual reality with the hopes of getting them to let their hair down. Life is fucking short… I didn’t even bother trying to get her to come back to my place. She just wanted to talk to someone, and I’m happy to do that ’cause I’ve found that if you can be that type of guy for a woman while not always trying to fuck them, they’ll wind up trusting you more easily, and in the end let you fuck them quicker. We’ll see if this works with her. So last night it was just my hand and TrashyToons.com that made the cum blast outta my dick. They were fine loads, and I slept beautifully.

The WhackMan Reviews: Girl Bang

Friday, March 30th, 2007

Pure Filth is livin’ up to its name today by bringing The WhackMan Girl Bang, a damn fine lesbian orgy lick fest that’ll leave you wanting more and more and FUCKING MORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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13 bitches are gettin’ their freak on in this luscious dyke inferno. This flick features all kinds of glorious shit: nipples fucking vaginas, hard finger banging, vibrators and dildos, tons of fucking muff diving, 69 action, and plenty of – what The WhackMan fell particularly in love with – the filthy dirty girl talk. These bitches prove pretty conclusively that they don’t necessarily need the cack, but The WhackMan got the feeling that if one was there these wild bitches would’ve eaten the fuck out of it. And The WhackMan does literally mean “eat”. They probably would’ve bitten that shit off, divided it up, then drank it down with a nice Merlot.

Girl Bang has got all the lesbian action you can handle, but it drifts and drags at points, but what holds it to-fucking-gether is the fact that there are ten exposed breasts at all times. The WhackMan blasted 7 pearly loads to it. It’s worth your fucking time.

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What Chu Got?

Friday, March 30th, 2007

If you think you can fuck this right then cum over to FuckHerRight.com and show me. I’m Maya. Who the fuck are you?

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Love in the Back of an SUV

Thursday, March 29th, 2007

Those crazy wild bitch moms at MILFVixen.com‘ll do it anywhere. Cum and see.

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You Busy?

Thursday, March 29th, 2007

PinkandPerfect.com’s Wendy here needs someone to lie next to her… So ya free…

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Lunch

Thursday, March 29th, 2007

And so here it fucking is, my brothers… I got up at 10 on Sunday and made myself a lite breakfast then headed off to the fucking gym. I was nervous, and I wanted to try and work off the tension. When I got back to my apartment I went down by the pool and sat in the sun for a few minutes to get some color. I wanted to look my best. When I went back into my apartment there was a message from the 18 year old on my phone. Lunch was gonna be at 1 in Huntington Beach at the Aloha Grill. I’d be meeting them there.

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I shaved, took a shower, and got dressed. I wore slacks and a collared shirt with a pair of Kenneth Cole boots. I looked damn good, but I thought I also looked exactly like what I am: a 30 year old good looking guy who enjoys pulling 18 year old ass. I thought about changing but said fuck it. By the time I got into my car I’d calmed down and told myself that no matter what happens it’d make a good story.

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When I arrived at the restaurant I saw the 18 year old and her family right away. As I approached the table the 18 year old stood up and hugged and kissed me. A shot of Fear ran through me but I kept my cool. She introduced me to her parents, whose hands I then shook. Her father was eye balling me the whole time but her mother started talking to me right away. I told her where I went to school and what I do for a living, sounding very proper and astute. I can pull this persona off fairly well for awhile, but in no way can I do it all fucking day.

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Lunch went fabulously. I kept noticing her father looking at the 18 year old when she was looking at me and smiling. To see her with such genuine happiness must have made him feel pretty good, because by the time we were preparing to leave he invited me to have dinner at their house. The whole time we were there I could tell her parents were going easy on me, like they were just trying to see who I was. I gave them nothing to feel uncomfortable about, and I damn sure felt that the only negative thing they could come up with to talk about later was our age difference, which almost doesn’t matter when the guy is “good person”.

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I pulled it off, and it was a fucking rush. These people aren’t stupid, and when I’m around them I’ll always have to be in character, but the sheer challenge of it is enough to send the blood racing to my dick. And her mother… Not too shabby. She’s in shape and looks good. It’s easy to see where the 18 year old gets her looks. Me and the 18 year old caught a movie after lunch then fucked at my apartment. She was thrilled with how it went, and after she left I fired up MILFVixen.com and got myself off to Vicky Vette and this hot Latin bitch gettin’ their hot threesome action on.

The 18 year olds mom… I wonder…

The WhackMan Reviews: Ready to Drop 34

Thursday, March 29th, 2007

Fucking fucking Filmco and their prego bitches in Ready to Drop 34. The WhackMan’s never been a real fan of this sick shit, however The WhackMan is a tireless professional, so here we fucking go.

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Up first is an okay looking big-busted non-prego blond bitch who eats out a dark haired ready to motherfuckin’ drop bitch. Her belly jiggles and jangles all over the fucking place, then she bangs her friend with a green vibrator with a light on the end of it, and even fucks her doggy with a strap-on. ‘A’ for motherfuckin’ effort, scene 1.

2nd is this good-lookin’ Asian bitch who ruined her sweet little body by gettin’ knocked up. She gets her suck and fuck on like she don’t have a care in the world. The WhackMan likes that kind of enthusiasm.

And the last bitch has got a massive belly and so does her bloated dude. She proceeds to administer one shitty fucking blowjob, then after some dull doggy, homeboy oils the pig up so well that she’s forced to jerk him off onto her tits. Yawn.

The couple times Ready to Drop 34 got The WhackMan off were good solid loads, but The WhackMan felt REAL guilty about it. Fuck this prego shit, and as is becoming a recurring theme with you, Filmco, FUCK YOU!

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