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At TrashyToons.com you can break yo’ self off a piece at the motherfuckin’ park. That’s how they do it ’round those parts.

Ah what a motherfuckin’ piece of goddamn shit This Cunt’s for You is. Visual Images really spilled the ball sauce on this bush league production. The entire movie is littered with pointless jump cuts, a horrendously bad and loud sound track, and at times they even go into some stupid slow motion shots, which only served to piss The WhackMan off. They’ll piss you off to if you waste your time with this bullshit sorry fucking excuse for a porno movie. Motherfuck!

Summer Storm gets piped first by John Strong. After a shitty attempt at story (even by porn standards) with this stupid-ass devil running all over the place, their dull fucking is only saved by some nice anal, which at times does feature some good rhythm.

Scene 2 is filled with more of the same god awful shit. Kiki Daire is young, but her and her stupid fake tits are gonna hit the wall real soon. She’s on a one-way trip to nowhere, and Jeremy Steele ain’t nothing special either. This scene’ll only serve to make every half-ass motherfucker and bitch ass tramp think they can fuck on film. This business takes real professionals. The WhackMan was not amused.

Scene 3 is a fucking nightmare. Lena Ramon, what is your old bitch flat chested hairy vaginaed ass doing fucking for money on film? Please tell The WhackMan. Please! The WhackMan will GIVE YOU money to get out of the business. Fuck you, Lena!

Scene 4 alleviated some of The WhackMan’s anger. Miss Felony has got a nice body and takes it real good from behind. She and Mr. Steele – who redeems himself a little in The WhackMan’s eyes with this performance – get all good and sweaty together, and at the end in a funny twist, Felony has him cum on a book that she was “reading” when the scene started. For some stupid reason The WhackMan got a kick out of this, probably ‘cause The WhackMan has such a strong, natural affinity for lit-tra-ture.

The WhackMan would’ve given this fucking piece of shit a Zero, were it not for The WhackMan being such a Tireless Professional. The WhackMan has no Zero on his rating scale because as long as people are having sex for money, no matter how pitiful or shamelessly produced, The WhackMan can blow a load. That’s how dedicated The WhackMan is, and why The WhackMan gets paid to do what The WhackMan does. FUCK YOU Visual Images, and FUCK YOU This Cunt’s for You!

I wanna say that this cartoon bitch is fisting this other cartoon bitch, but seeing as how this is one of TrashyToons.com’s hot Hentai pics, if they are indeed fisting each other, then wouldn’t you expect to see those motion squiggle thingy’s?

Yeah that’s my fucking name. You got something to show me? Huh? If you do then get your punk-ass over to PinkandPerfect.com and lets see what you got.

There any MILF’s like me living on your block? I live over at MILFVixen.com. Cum on over and watch the Dildo Salesman peddle his wares straight up my tight mom pussy.

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Lesbians, Lesbians, Lesbians… They make the fucking world go ‘round, as far as The WhackMan’s concerned. But the makers of Girls School 3 need to take porn making 101 over again.

All the scenes start off with lots of stupid questions. Far too many that the girls can’t answer and only cut in on their hot lesbo action. First up is a pair of sweet young lezes who go to town on each others boxes. Both these chicks have sweet racks and kick ass fucking porn starlet bodies, but The WhackMan couldn’t really get into this scene ‘cause of the stupid fucking music that’s being played over the whole fucking scene.

Old looking Gabriella and young looking Kylie Wylde go at each other next. Gabby fingers Kylie’s cunt beautifully while lappin’ up her hooha juice, then Ms. Wylde reciprocates, eventually strapping on a cock and bending Gabriella over the tub to slam it home. Again with the fucking music, but nice job girls.

Mika Tan and her Asian jugs finish things up. Cleopatra dives into her muff so fiercely that Mika goes buck wild right there on the lawn, her hairy snatch whipping all over the fucking place. Not wanting to be shown up, Mika then straps on a plastic cock and punishes her white bitch with it.

Girls School 3 saddens The WhackMan a great deal. Plenty of hot lesbo talent, but the producers of this flick really need to get their heads out of their asses. The WhackMan could have blown a couple more loads than he did to this one.

So what the fuck did I do last night? The 18 year old had the night off and wanted to come over. She needed some cock, I could hear it in her voice, but I lied right off, saying that I had some work to finish up for an important meeting scheduled for early today. She was disappointed but I talked to her for a good 15 minutes, saying how much I wanted to see her and how I was going to take her out to dinner on a date all proper like tonight. She liked to sound of that and said she was going to spend the rest of the evening getting some homework done.

I went to the gym then had a dinner at this bar that’s across the street from my apartment. While finishing up a beer I tried to figure out just why I cheated myself out of sex for the evening with a tight teenage piece who’d let me lube up her ass if I wanted. I honestly didn’t really know, and couldn’t figure it out. I went to Wal-Mart to pick up some shit then swung by Vons, and when I got back to my apartment the answer to my question was starting to dawn on me.

I’d got my bong out and loaded it up with some purple kush, which my buddy/dealer has had for the past three weeks. I got good and high and watched the season finale of that bomb-ass funny fucking show on HBO called Extras. That English or British dude, or whatever the fuck he is, is seriously fucking funny. Anyway, as the credits were rolling it all started to make sense.

There is a real beauty to a talentedly crafted piece of fiction. I guess that’s why I really love those HBO shows. If you carefully choose your words, and back said words with the proper action, you can make your reality be anything you want it to be. Does it really matter that I ultimately don’t care about his girl? I want to fuck, and so does she, but girls can’t separate emotionally from this for too long. Give your chick what she wants, emotionally I’m saying. Be the guy she wants and she’ll always wanna spread those legs apart for ya. It’s not that hard. It boils down to acting, playing the part of the devoted boyfriend while getting as close to whatever fantasy your crazy bitch is searching for. But don’t over think this stuff. Girls aren’t really that complicated. Some of this funny shit at TrashyToons.com may help you to lighten things up. Or maybe it won’t. I don’t fucking know. What I do know, though, is that tonight after taking my “Girlfriend” out she’ll let me suck on her firm young tits, let me stick my throbbing cock up her vise tight snatch, and after 20 minutes of that hot shit if I haven’t blown my load I’ll start jerking off, and with a big lusty smile on her face she’ll sit there obediently waiting to swallow up every last drop of my hot sticky seed.

From Dane Productions, Virgin Stories 19 ain’t too shabby, as far as The WhackMan’s concerned.

First up is Ashley Blue and her sweet small tits and luscious young body. She starts things off by jamming her whole fucking hand up her tight snatch, then it’s Mr. Marcus’ turn. He takes his black pole and fucks her pretty little face with it, and after making her wail for a little bit it’s ass time. Ashley loves his big black dick in her ass, so much so that she licks it clean. Lovely, thought The WhackMan to himself.

Layla Jade’s up next, and this skinny flat chested bitch treated The WhackMan to a nice cleansing shower, her body glistening and beautifully seen despite the panties and shirt she was wearing. After playing with her pussy with 2 different vibrators, some young dude comes in and gives her a good solid piping right on the bathtub’s tile! That shit’s too cold for The WhackMan, but they make it work.

Scene 3 is the sweetest. Allison Wyte, her red bush and Jasmin Lynn get each other off in a lesbo lick session that is pretty fucking hot. The WhackMan loves skinny white women wearing school girls’ outfits. The WhackMan added this scene to his personal archives.

Mexican Melody and her brown full tits finish things up. Some weird lookin’ white dude man handles her tits then dives straight into her brown snatch, making Melody’s tits bounce all over the fucking place in the process, and for the coup de grâce he blows his seed all over her chest. Well done sir, well done.

None too shabby, Virgin Stories 19. Your porn makes The WhackMan wanna see your first 18, and any and all subsequent stories.

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