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Fucking motherfuck wow… I guess I should have seen this coming, but to tell you the truth I hadn’t given it the slightest thought because it’s never been an issue. There was that short chat with her friends MILF of a mom, but that shit didn’t really count ‘cause she was just sizing me up for herself. The piper is playing his motherfucking flute so goddamn loud right now, oh my brothers, that I don’t think I’m gonna be able to get out of paying the fucker. The only real way to avoid sitting down for a meal with the 18 year olds parents – at their fucking house, no less – is by breaking up with her. This is of course a chicken shit move, but what the fuck would you do? Sit down to dinner with the mother and father of the teenager you’ve been railing… Remember, I’ll be 30 in less than two weeks. This is gonna be a tough one.

I’ve learned by now that in life even the most striking of sliver lined clouds can have its negative colors. Fucking this tight young sweet piece of teenage pussy for goin’ on five months now has easily been one of my greatest sexual coups, without a motherfuckin’ doubt, and I ultimately don’t give a fuck what anybody thinks of me for doing so. But I can’t just go into dinner with these people and try to win them over with some charming bullshit. All they’re going to be thinking about the entire time is what I’m doing to their daughter, and how she’s falling in love with me. I’ve never met these people, so I’m planning for the worst, but fuck… I wouldn’t be surprised if her father lunged at me across the table and tried to stab me with a fork.

The 18 year old lays this shit on me late Sunday evening. We’d spent the day together at the mall and running a couple errands, me getting stoned the entire time. You should’ve seen her… She was wearing a cutoff jean shorts, the kind with the pockets that go lower than where the shorts do, flip-flops, tank top and bra, her pretty hair blowin’ like a model’s in the goddamn wind. We ordered a pizza for dinner and were just watching TV when she told me that she wanted me to meet her parents. Instantly the Fear ran through me… but I played it as cool as I could, saying that yeah, we should do that sometime. I left it at that, hoping to put it off for as long as possible.

Over these next few weeks I’m gonna try to explain it to her how badly society can view someone like me. A man, fucking the living shit out a teenager, basically using her for what he wants. People have a serious problem with this, and my attitude and outlook as of late has been to tell anyone who has a problem with me to go fuck themselves. Bu this is different. It’s her fucking parents, and I know you guys can see how distressed this is making me. When the stress hits like this I can always count on Wendy at PinkandPerfect.com, the first online porn chick I ever got off to. She got me through the rest of that horrid evening, and she might be getting me through a lot more for some time to come.

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What I like to do is get some crazy motherfucker off so hard the he covers my tattoo with his hot sticky ball sauce. If you stop by FuckHerRight.com you just might get to see it happen. I’m Penny.

So although and shit the 18 year old and I are now officially a couple (at least in the eyes of her and her friends) I’m starting to learn something that I should have realized when I told this young hot piece that I was gonna be her “Boyfriend”. Girls, especially teens, LOVE to hang out with their friends and get themselves involved in all kinds of fucking drama. Of course I knew this, but I knew it when I was that age. I haven’t thought about it for awhile because I had that whole semi-adult relationship for so long. It pleasantly hit me right in the fucking face this past weekend.

The 18 year old had her first Saturday off in awhile. She called me during the day and wanted to do something and of course I told her that I wanted to see her. I did. I wanted to fuck. I ran some errands, went to the gym and did some laundry, then made myself a small dinner at about 6, so that wherever we went I wouldn’t be spending a lot of money on food, for me at least. Blowing money on dinners is one of the biggest wastes of money, in my opinion, and even if I was wealthy I still don’t think that I’d be able to justify dropping a hundred bucks for a meal. I’d rather spend the money on concert tickets and good weed.

The 18 year old called me at 7. She said that some of her friends were getting together for a small party at a friend’s house whose parents were in Cabo for the weekend. Two thoughts instantly flashed in my mind: hot party with lots of teens getting crazy, or long boring night partying with kids who aren’t even a year outta high school. Definite possibilities, but since I’m the “Boyfriend” of one of the attendees it’d most likely be me hanging with a bunch of minors while they got smashed. Some of ‘em will hookup, most of them won’t.

But, she said that she wanted to just hang out with her girlfriends. I casually asked if her one friend that we’ve had the threesomes with was gonna be there. With a tone in her voice she said that she was, but that she wasn’t gonna get there till after she got off work. I wisely left it at that. Not a lot has been said lately of this glorious young girl, but I’m thinking that doesn’t really mean anything. Over the months I’ve noticed that 18 year old can get caught up and engrossed in things. School, work, friends, spending time with her family or me. She can go on runs where she focuses a lot of her attention on one, not so much ignoring the others, she’s just not the best life multi-tasker. But then again who is? The point I’m trying to get to is that she just wanted hang with her friends without me being there. My ego was bruised briefly, but I quickly realized that letting her do what she wants while not crowding her would be the best way to proceed. It makes sense, my brothers. I don’t like it when she’s all up my ass.

As she was telling me this I was turning on my computer and pulling up FuckHerRight.com. Sandy here had my cock already hard by the time I got off the phone. She’s a fuckin’ hot fuck slut, and she made me cum like a volcano. Later I ended up catching a movie and getting a good night sleep. But the 18 year old came over Sunday morning and had me fuck the living shit out of her. She said she missed me, and spent her whole night making herself wet thinking about me. Learning, oh my brothers… that’s what we’ve all gotta do.

Director Anthony Spinelli and Rain Productions today have brought The WhackMan the severely disappointing Double D Dolls.

Blond Pamela Peaks and her clown whore painted face is up first. For some stupid fucking reason Mr. Spinelli thinks that interviewing the tramps in his lineup today for nearly a third of their scene’s running time is interesting. It isn’t. The only thing that makes these girls fascinating is their fucking, and every word uttered out of their mouths takes away from their screw time, and The WhackMan’s whack time. Finally Pamela unleashes her massive tits, Nick Manning being the boy who takes it to her. Pamela has fake hair, fake lips, fake eyebrows, and fake tits, and the coolest thing about this dull scene is when Nick bangs her with four fingers. What a goddamn fucking waste of The WhackMan’s time!

Now Sharon Marie on the other hand has a great set of natural breasts that made The WhackMan yearn real bad to suck on some teat. She’s a looker, and her hot dyke session with LaTia Lopez in the Jacuzzi ain’t half bad. It’s muff diving heaven, and each of these women eventually vibrate all good and shit the others pussy. Sweet sweet sweet…

Triple G breasted Xxxena and Mr. Manning then finish things up. They have boring sex by the pool, bookending brilliantly Sharon Marie’s at times breathtaking lesbo lick fest with subpar fake-titted-trash-porn-whores who’d probably look a whole lot better if they’d never got their ridiculous looking implants. The WhackMan was aghast.

The WhackMan was only able to blow three loads to Double D Dolls, two of which belong to Sharon Marie. The WhackMan would love to meet her, and is going to try to do so.

It’s been so long since MILFVixen.com’s Britian has taken the cock doggy that when she gets in At The Neighbor’s House she’s so surprised that she looks like this:

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